190-J-Zone/Huggy/Al-Shid

190 - J-Zone Yo "Hello 1-900-LL Cool J?" Yeah whats up? "Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?" Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey I motivate, accelerate Devastate, and dominate I don't smoke crack so I won't lose weight Give me the {p**sy} and the money and the mic and I'm straight Go to a restaurant, give me steak Then cook my chicken with Shake'n'Bake I leave all the preaching to Reverend Flake How much money can one black man make? I'm what's known as a true dynamiter I write rhymes fast without a typewriter Go with the flow, but no, I'm not a biter Can't compare a cock-a-roach and a spider Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch Cause you're biting my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh And biting my rhymes ain't slick I got your gold teeth marks all over my Complications and aggravation An unnecessary-sation I'm like Sunkist, good vibrations Your al-blum, sounds like a compilation Cool out, grab a seat and listen, Cause I'ma start dismissing Sucker MC's who's out there fronting Talking all that yang, yo you smoking something Should of treated me royal, yo he wasn't loyal Now it's all about chaos and turmoil Gimme that microphone I'ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone Yo "Hello is this 1-900-LL Cool J?" Yeah whats up? "Can you tell me what you do when you're cooling out?" Yo check this out Now when I'm cooling out, no time for a granny Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties "Can LL ?" Man, can he? I tell you what, give up the fanny Cause on a bedroom tomb, J swift Not too big, but nothing to play with In addition, you on a mission You need to audition for another position Doing damage is a crew tradition Name your next al-blum intermission You're full of preservatives, plus, You're too conservative I'm full of flair, savor faire, debonair There's no competition, for this here So don't waste your time and breath I'm giving you all a big F MC's I envelop, As the song goes on, the rhyme develops I'm Asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic You don't want no static Anyway, I ain't having it! When I see the microphone, I'm grabbing it Plug it in and take charge LL XL, Xtra-Large Know what I'm saying? Peace Hello? Hello whats up girl? How you doing girl? I been trying to call you all day Word up I was talking to LL he was kicking Some mo' hyped up rhymes to me Word, I spoke to him today too, them rhymes was pumping Well not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here Alright See-ya