Auntie Maggie's Remedy-George Formby

[ti:Auntie Maggie's Remedy] [ar:George Formby] [al:George Formby: Essential Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby [00:10.37]Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy [00:14.74]No matter what ailment you've got [00:18.47]But I know a special one you ought to try [00:22.97]You'll find it's the best of the lot [00:26.70]It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy [00:31.30]It's guaranteed never to fail [00:35.67]That's the stuff that will do the trick [00:39.42]It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick [00:43.36]Now if youve got lumbago [00:45.29]Rheumatics or gout [00:47.39]Or a pain in your Robert E Lee [00:51.95]Don't kick up a shindy [00:53.81]You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy [00:59.38] [01:00.12]If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning [01:04.81]You're bound to wake up I'll agree [01:08.66]But I'll bet you by heaven youll wake up at seven [01:12.14] [01:12.71]With my Auntie Maggies remedy [01:16.92]In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake [01:20.85]My intentions were honest you see [01:25.32]She shouted with laughter haha I know what you're after [01:29.22]It's my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir [01:33.57]Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy [01:37.72] [01:38.25]It's guaranteed never to fail [01:41.48] [01:42.44]Thats the stuff that will do the trick [01:46.11]It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick [01:50.25]Now when the baby starts crying theres always a reason [01:54.54]And if you inspect him you'll see [01:58.16] [01:58.96]The poor little chappy has covered his nappy [02:03.05]With Auntie Maggies remedy [02:06.53] [02:07.17]Now I went to a doctor I wasnt too well [02:11.34]And he made me lie on a settee [02:14.82] [02:15.56]He said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing [02:19.91]Your Auntie Maggies remedy [02:23.50] [02:24.09]Now I know a girl who was putting on weight [02:28.29]In a spot where it just shouldnt be [02:31.52] [02:32.37]So I said to Nellie [02:34.53]Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy