The Humpty Dance-Original Cartel

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:Original Cartel] [al:The Hip Hop Scene Volume 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:12.00]All right stop whatcha doing 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:14.39]The image and the style that ya used to [00:16.64]I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see [00:19.37]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:21.38]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:23.72]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:25.53] [00:26.12]I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:28.29]So just let me introduce myself [00:30.64]My name is humpty pronounced with a umpty [00:33.53]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:36.46]All the rappers in the and top ten [00:38.48]Please allow me to bump thee [00:39.92]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like humpty dumpty [00:41.92] [00:42.68]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:45.04]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:47.44]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:49.77]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:52.26] [00:52.99]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:54.50]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:56.68]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:59.39]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [01:01.35] [01:01.99]It never stopped me from getting busy [01:04.05]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:06.29]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom [01:08.31]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:09.85] [01:11.36]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:13.76]I'm still getting in the girls pants [01:15.52]And I even got my own dance [01:17.27]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [01:20.42] [01:23.54]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [01:26.15] [01:28.17]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [01:31.34] [01:32.85]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump [01:35.68] [01:37.55]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [01:40.15] [01:40.99]People say yo humpty you're really funny looking [01:44.18]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:45.66]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:48.03]But ya can't get near me [01:50.43]I give 'em more see and on the floor b [01:53.48]All the girls they adore me [01:55.39]Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere [01:56.79]'Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear [01:59.98]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:02.41] [02:02.93]Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid [02:05.39]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:07.54]Both how I'm living and my nose is large [02:09.19]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid [02:11.25]I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid [02:13.62]I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [02:16.51]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:18.60]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:21.63]Well yeah I guess it's obvious i also like to write [02:23.87]All ya had to do was give humpty a chance [02:25.72]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:27.61] [02:28.23]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [02:31.18] [02:32.62]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [02:37.09]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [02:41.46] [02:43.26]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump [02:46.29] [02:46.88]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [02:49.89] [02:52.99]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:54.78]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:58.91] [03:01.50]Oh yeah now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:04.72]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:06.85] [03:07.36]It's real easy to do check it out [03:09.85] [03:10.56]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:13.24]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:15.08] [03:16.20]Crazy wack funky [03:16.95] [03:17.91]People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humpty [03:20.58]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:22.77]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:25.01]Anyone can play this game [03:26.08] [03:27.09]This is my dance y'all humpty hump's my name [03:29.51]No two people will do it the same [03:31.70]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:34.39]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump [03:37.87]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:40.78]Him step tell off I'm doing the hump [03:43.12] [03:43.90]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [03:46.33] [03:49.37]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [03:52.11] [03:53.77]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [03:56.74] [03:58.68]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump [04:01.40] [04:03.13]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:05.95] [04:06.99]Black people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:10.65] [04:11.67]White people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:15.21] [04:16.47]Puerto ricans do the humpty hump just keep on doing the hump [04:20.73] [04:21.28]Samoans do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:25.13] [04:30.48]Give me the million [04:31.98]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [04:34.31] [04:36.01]Do the humpty hump just keep on do the humpty hump [04:38.97] [04:40.73]Doing the humpty hump [04:41.64]Doing the humpty hump [04:43.54]The Humpty Dance - Original Cartel [04:46.38]