Merry Christmas From The Family

[ti:Merry Christmas from the Family] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Ultimate Country Christmas, Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.06]Merry Christmas from the Family - The Hit Crew [00:21.62]Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party [00:29.88]We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog [00:38.18]Little sister brought her new boyfriend [00:42.41]He was a Mexican [00:46.57]We didn't know what to think of him until he sang [00:51.17]Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad [01:03.35]Brother Ken brought his kids with him [01:07.40]The three from his first wife Lynn [01:11.57]And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell [01:19.90]Of course he brought his new wife Kay [01:23.97]Who talks all about AA [01:28.23]Chainsmoking while the stereo plays Noel Noel [01:34.98]The First Noel [01:45.02]Carve the Turkey [01:45.94]Turn the ball game on [01:49.04]It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone [01:53.28]Send somebody to the Quickpak Store [01:57.24]We need some ice and an extension cord [02:01.53]A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite [02:05.68]A box of tampons some Marlboro Lights [02:09.91]Hallelujah everybody say Cheese [02:13.44]Merry Christmas from the family [02:26.91]Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen [02:30.80]I can't remember how I'm kin to them [02:34.93]But when they tried to plug their motor home in [02:38.40]They blew our Christmas lights [02:43.40]Cousin David knew just what went wrong [02:47.45]So we all waited out on our front lawn [02:51.64]He threw a breaker and the lights came on [02:54.83]And we sang Silent Night Silent Night Oh Holy Night [03:08.56]Carve the turkey turn the ball game on [03:12.54]Make Bloody Mary's [03:13.68]Cause We All Want One [03:16.72]Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go [03:20.74]We need some celery and a can of fake snow [03:25.02]A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite [03:29.16]A box of Midol some Salem Lights [03:33.40]Halleluja everybody say cheese [03:36.83]Merry Christmas from the Family [03:44.69] [03:49.30]Feliz Navidad