Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

[ti:Redneck 12 Days of Christmas] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Fun Songs for St. Patrick's Day, Chanukah, Christmas & Kwanzaa] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.78]Woo Somebody done been to the WalMart [00:04.47]Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas [00:06.47]Well you cleaned up whatcha get [00:08.09]5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires [00:13.24]3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs [00:15.64]And some parts to a Mustang GT [00:18.29] [00:19.64]You got gypped there's [00:21.10]12 days to Christmas [00:22.90]I know that I got it covered [00:24.56]Look over there in the corner [00:25.48]That's yours too [00:26.63]Yeah [00:26.87]12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets [00:29.70]10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation [00:32.46]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [00:35.16]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [00:40.09]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [00:42.84]2 huntin' dogs and some parts [00:45.06]To a Mustang GT [00:47.75]Man these ain't [00:48.95]Normal Christmas presents [00:50.26]No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts [00:52.71] [00:53.43]Yeah like if you buy your wife earrings [00:55.63]That double as fishin' lures [00:57.91] [00:58.74]Or if you can burp [00:59.85]The entire chorus to jingle bells [01:01.29] [01:02.45]Perhaps if you think [01:03.38]That the nut cracker [01:04.23]Is something you did off the high dive [01:06.37] [01:07.29]Or if you've ever misspelled [01:08.53]Anything in Christmas lights [01:10.95]Or if you leave cold beer [01:12.24]And pickled eggs for Santa Claus [01:13.94]What's wrong with that [01:15.06]I didn't say anything's wrong with it [01:16.72]It's hard to beat [01:17.56]12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets [01:19.78]10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation [01:22.78]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [01:25.71]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [01:29.96] [01:30.51]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [01:33.22]2 huntin' dogs and some parts [01:35.57]To a Mustang GT [01:37.25] [01:38.67]Well you know [01:39.23]You can't really consider it a Christmas [01:40.93]Unless you go down to the [01:42.01]Penitentiary and visit your Momma [01:44.18]You're not listening to me [01:45.33]Get the car key out of your ear [01:46.74]That's where the 9 years [01:47.99]Probation comes in [01:49.08] [01:49.72]I'm gonna do it for you again [01:51.03] [01:51.55]Now listen [01:52.08] [01:53.43]12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets [01:55.92]10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation [01:58.46]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [02:00.75]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [02:04.88]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [02:07.12]2 huntin' dogs and some parts [02:09.48]To a Mustang GT [02:14.26] [02:15.26]Are you cryin' [02:16.53]No just my allergies [02:17.82]Happy Holidays everybody