Grandpa Got Run Over By A John Deere

[ti:Grandpa Got Run Over By a John Deere] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Essential Country: Cowboy Classics, Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.16]Grandpa Got Run Over By a John Deere - The Hit Crew [00:04.20] [00:04.98]CHORUS [00:05.65]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [00:08.23] [00:09.02]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve [00:11.10] [00:12.90]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:15.32] [00:16.70]But after suing John Deere I believe [00:19.43] [00:21.41]He'd been a-guzzlin' old Jack Daniels [00:23.31] [00:25.54]And smokin' that wacky w**d- [00:26.94] [00:29.20]He mixed it with his medication [00:30.76] [00:32.50]And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice [00:34.64] [00:37.19]When we found him Christmas mornin' [00:38.84] [00:40.81]We thought he had a heart attack [00:42.54] [00:44.96]But he had tar prints on his forehead [00:46.77] [00:47.91]And incriminatin' hickies on his neck [00:49.81] [00:52.31]CHORUS [00:52.58]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [00:54.80] [00:56.19]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve [00:58.88] [01:00.20]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [01:03.88]But after suing John Deere I believe [01:06.58] [01:08.61]But we're all ashamed of Grandpa [01:10.35] [01:12.51]He took Grandma's death too well [01:14.10] [01:16.39]Started watchin' porno movies [01:18.07] [01:19.41]And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle [01:21.92] [01:24.12]It's a better Christmas without Grandpa [01:25.81] [01:28.02]Last year in church he mooned the choir [01:30.26] [01:31.95]At first we thought it was Alzheimer's [01:35.38]But looking back we realized he was wired [01:37.63] [01:39.54]CHORUS [01:39.83]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [01:41.80] [01:43.41]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve [01:45.86] [01:47.32]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [01:49.72] [01:51.16]But after suing John Deere I believe [01:53.52] [01:55.86]Yeah I filed myself a lawsuit [01:57.66] [01:59.65]And they awarded me two mil [02:01.39] [02:03.53]You know Grandpa didn't leave me nuthin' [02:05.67] [02:06.87]But thanks to that old John Deere he got killed [02:09.85] [02:11.50]Funny all my friends and neigh-bras [02:13.87] [02:15.49]Turned up on the grand jury [02:17.06] [02:19.23]I bribed 'em like Johnny Cochran [02:21.01] [02:22.86]Did when they set O J Simpson free [02:25.45]GUIL-TY [02:26.86]CHORUS [02:27.17]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [02:30.63]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve [02:33.44] [02:34.58]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [02:37.04] [02:38.35]But after suing John Deere I believe [02:40.68] [02:42.40]CHORUS [02:42.94]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [02:44.98] [02:46.34]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve [02:48.53] [02:50.33]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [02:53.13] [02:54.07]But after suing John Deere I believe