Harper Valley P.T.A.

[ti:Harper Valley P.T.A.] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Essential Country: Cowgirl Classics, Vol. 5] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.48]Harper Valley P.T.A. - The Hit Crew [00:02.10] [00:15.91]I wanna tell you all the story [00:18.01]About the Harper Valley widow wife [00:20.81] [00:23.74]Who had a teenage daughter [00:25.67]Who attended Harper Valley Junior High [00:31.47]Well her daughter came home [00:33.37]One afternoon and didn't even stop to play [00:37.22] [00:39.37]And she said mom I got a note here [00:41.52]From the Harper Valley PTA [00:43.64] [00:47.10]Well the note said Mrs Johnson [00:49.41]You're wearin' your dresses way too high [00:52.08] [00:54.90]It's reported you've been drinkin' [00:56.88]And a runnin' round with men and goin' wild [00:59.65] [01:02.71]And we don't believe you [01:04.23]Oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way [01:07.39] [01:10.54]And it was signed by the secretary Harper Valley PTA [01:14.97] [01:18.37]Well it happened that the PTA [01:20.76]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:22.45] [01:26.12]And they were sure surprised [01:27.55]When Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room [01:31.03] [01:33.99]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:36.26]I can still recall the words she had to say [01:38.88] [01:41.74]She said I'd like to address [01:43.67]This meeting of the Harper Valley PTA [01:45.86] [01:49.58]Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there [01:51.98]And seven times he asked me for a date [01:54.48] [01:57.44]And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use [01:59.57]A lotta ice whenever he's away [02:01.68] [02:05.22]And Mr Baker can you tell us [02:07.52]Why your secretary had to leave this town [02:09.91] [02:13.02]And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep [02:15.34]Her window shades all pulled completely down [02:17.71] [02:20.73]Well Mr Harper couldn't be here [02:23.01]Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again [02:25.71] [02:28.60]And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:31.00]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin [02:33.85] [02:36.42]And THEN you have the nerve to [02:38.50]Tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit [02:41.12] [02:44.24]Well this is just a little Peyton Place [02:46.60]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites [02:48.79] [02:52.04]No I wouldn't put you on [02:54.03]Because it really did it happened just this way [02:56.81] [02:59.97]The day my mama socket it to [03:02.16]The Harper Valley PTA [03:03.69] [03:07.65]The day my mama socket it to [03:10.04]The Harper Valley PTA