You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Ameritz Tribute Club Written by：Lola Dillon/L. E. White/Lola Jean Fawbush You're the reason I'm a ridin' around on recapped tires And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside On wires And you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlin' But looks ain't evrythin' and money ain't evrythin' But I love you just the same But you're the reason I've changed to beer from Soda pop And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop You're the reason our kids are ugly little darlin' But looks ain't evrythin' and money ain't everythin' But I love you just the same I guess that we won't ever have everything we need 'Cause when we get ahead it's got another mouth to feed And that's the reason that my good looks and figure Is gone And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb And you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlin' But looks ain't evrythin' and money ain't everythin' But I love you just the same Conway why in the devil don't you go And shave and put on a clean pair of pants But Loretta look at yourself now I wish you'd take them Curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup And get out of that housecoat before supper Well let me tell you something Conway Considerin' everythin' that I went through today I look like a movie star Yeah Ruth Buzzie thank you Besides that All our kids took after your part of the family anyway Oh they did What about the ones that's bald Well I guess you could say they take after me