I'm An Ordinary Man-Studio Musicians

[ti:I'm an Ordinary Man] [ar:Studio Musicians] [al:The Broadway Hits for Bass] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm An Ordinary Man - Studio Musicians (工作室音乐家) [00:05.13]I'm an ordinary man [00:06.68] [00:08.74]Who desires nothing [00:10.33]More than an ordinary chance [00:13.28] [00:14.02]To live exactly as he likes [00:16.10] [00:16.70]And do precisely what he wants [00:18.52] [00:19.62]An average man am I of no eccentric whim [00:24.77]Who wants to live his life free of strife [00:29.96] [00:32.04]Doing whatever he thinks is best for him [00:36.05] [00:39.47]Just an ordinary man [00:41.09] [00:45.88]But Let a woman in your life [00:47.60] [00:48.99]And your serenity is through [00:50.51] [00:51.90]She'll redecorate your home [00:53.80]From the cellar to the dome [00:55.16]And then go on [00:55.97]To the enthralling fun of overhauling you [00:58.59] [01:00.79]Let a woman in your life [01:03.73]And you're up against a wall [01:05.29] [01:06.76]Make a plan and you will find [01:08.46]That she has something else in mind [01:09.89]And so rather than do either you do something else [01:12.08]That neither likes at all [01:13.89] [01:15.55]You want to talk of Keats and Milton [01:18.36]She only wants to talk of love [01:21.41]You go to see a play or ballet and spend it searching [01:25.44]For her glove Let a woman in your life [01:28.63] [01:30.17]And you invite eternal strife [01:34.47]Let them buy their wedding bands [01:37.82]For those anxious little hands [01:41.37]I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling [01:44.64]Than to ever let a woman in my life [01:47.16] [01:50.62]I'm a very gentle man [01:52.84] [01:54.73]Even tempered and good natured [01:57.24]Who you never hear complain [01:59.65]Who has the milk of human kindness [02:02.36]By the quart in every vein [02:04.17] [02:04.81]A patient man am I down to my fingertips [02:09.96]The sort who never could ever would [02:14.88] [02:16.47]Let an insulting remark escape his lips [02:19.75] [02:22.46]Just a very gentle man [02:24.74] [02:29.65]But Let a woman in your life [02:31.79] [02:32.37]And patience hasn't got a chance [02:35.26]She will beg you for advice [02:36.64]Your reply will be concise [02:37.94]And she will listen very nicely [02:39.69]And then go out [02:40.48]And do exactly what she wants [02:43.23] [02:44.08]You are a man of grace and polish [02:46.81]Who never spoke above a hush [02:49.68]All at once you're using language that would make [02:53.39]A sailor blush Let a woman in your life [02:58.39]And you're plunging in a knife [03:00.31] [03:03.22]Let the others of my sex [03:06.16]Tie the knot around their necks [03:08.42] [03:09.76]I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition [03:12.87]Than to ever let a woman in my life [03:15.42] [03:18.64]I'm a quiet living man [03:20.87] [03:23.10]Who prefers to spend the evening [03:25.33]In the silence of his room [03:27.89]Who likes an atmosphere as restful as [03:31.30]An undiscovered tomb [03:32.93] [03:33.67]A pensive man am I of philosophical joys [03:37.85] [03:38.96]Who likes to meditate contemplate [03:44.05] [03:45.87]Free for humanities mad inhuman noise [03:49.55] [03:52.71]Just a quiet living man [03:55.85] [04:00.90]But let a woman in your life [04:02.81] [04:03.84]And your sabbatical is through [04:05.41] [04:07.10]In a line that never ends comes an army of her friends [04:09.86]Come to jabber and to chatter [04:11.18]And to tell her what the matter is with YOU [04:13.51] [04:15.42]She'll have a booming boisterous family [04:18.58]Who will descend on you en mass [04:20.82] [04:21.34]She'll have a large wagnarian mother [04:24.29]With a voice that shatters glass [04:26.38] [04:27.12]Let a woman in your life [04:28.43] [04:29.94]Let a woman in your life [04:31.43] [04:32.68]Let a woman in your life [04:34.04] [04:48.92]I shall never let a woman in my life