Master of the House-Studio Musicians

[ti:Master of the House] [ar:Studio Musicians] [al:The Hits of Les Miserables] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]Master of the House - Studio Musicians (工作室音乐家) [00:00.30]Written by：Claude-Michel Schönberg [00:00.40] [00:10.21]Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down [00:13.09] [00:13.60]And meet the best innkeeper in town [00:16.26] [00:19.10]As for the rest all of them crooks [00:21.48] [00:22.38]Rooking their guests and crooking the books [00:24.96] [00:28.18]Seldom do you see [00:29.29] [00:31.51]Honest men like me [00:33.09] [00:34.54]A gent of good intent [00:36.21] [00:37.40]Who's content to be [00:40.14] [00:42.20]Master of the house doling out the charm [00:44.67] [00:45.51]Ready with a handshake and an open palm [00:48.01] [00:48.81]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir [00:51.40] [00:52.18]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [00:54.67] [00:55.53]Glad to do a friend a favor [00:57.31] [00:58.65]Doesn't cost me to be nice [01:00.37] [01:01.94]But nothing gets you nothing [01:03.65]Everything has got a little price [01:05.48] [01:08.82]Master of the house keeper of the zoo [01:11.45] [01:12.06]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two [01:14.84] [01:15.53]Watering the wine making up the weight [01:18.04] [01:18.73]Picking up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight [01:21.36] [01:22.19]Everybody loves a landlord [01:23.74] [01:25.39]Everybody's bosom friend [01:26.94] [01:28.63]I do whatever pleases [01:29.80] [01:30.36]Jesus Won't I bleed them in the end [01:32.35] [01:34.02]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [01:36.58] [01:37.10]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [01:39.69] [01:40.40]Servant to the poor butler to the great [01:43.04] [01:43.63]Comforter philosopher lifelong and mate [01:46.15] [01:46.85]Everybody's boon companion [01:47.96] [01:50.16]Everybody's chaperone [01:51.21] [01:53.27]But lock up your valises [01:54.95]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [01:56.87] [02:01.89]Enter Monsieur lay down your load [02:04.33] [02:05.28]Unlace your boots rest from the road [02:07.81] [02:10.50]This weighs a ton travel's a curse [02:12.86] [02:13.70]But here we strive to lighten your purse [02:16.48] [02:19.44]Here the goose is cooked [02:20.84] [02:22.66]Here the fat is fried [02:24.03] [02:25.55]And nothing's overlooked [02:26.72] [02:28.47]Till I'm satisfied [02:29.28] [02:32.97]Food beyond compare Food beyond belief [02:35.48] [02:36.20]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef [02:38.95] [02:39.59]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat [02:43.03]Filling up the sausages with this and that [02:45.59] [02:46.28]Residents are more than welcome [02:47.81] [02:49.64]Bridal suite is occupied [02:51.37] [02:53.03]Reasonable charges [02:53.97] [02:54.75]Plus some little extras on the side [02:56.69] [02:59.75]Charge them for the lice extra for the mice [03:02.37] [03:03.04]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [03:05.48] [03:06.51]Here a little slice there a little cut [03:08.96] [03:09.71]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [03:12.40] [03:13.19]When it comes to fixing prices [03:14.93] [03:16.55]There are a lot of tricks he knows [03:18.58] [03:20.12]How it all increases all them bits and pieces [03:22.98]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:25.52] [03:26.79]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [03:30.26]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [03:32.32] [03:33.18]Servant to the poor butler to the great [03:35.65] [03:36.19]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [03:38.71] [03:39.54]Everybody's boon companion [03:40.94] [03:42.68]Gives them everything he's got [03:44.35] [03:46.04]Dirty bunch of geezers [03:47.73]Jesus What a sorry little lot [03:49.31] [03:54.43]I used to dream that I would meet a prince [03:57.02] [03:57.95]But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since [04:01.09] [04:04.10]Master of the house Isn't worth me spit [04:06.76] [04:07.43]Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t [04:09.95] [04:10.98]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire [04:13.62] [04:14.66]Thinks he's quite a but lover there's not much there [04:18.06]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse [04:23.38] [04:25.07]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house [04:28.73] [04:30.54]Master of the house [04:32.07]Master and a half [04:32.93] [04:33.57]Comforter philosopher [04:34.56] [04:35.15]Ah don't make me laugh [04:36.87]Servant to the poor butler to the great [04:39.31] [04:40.13]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate [04:41.73] [04:43.20]Everybody bless the landlord [04:45.06] [04:46.57]Everybody bless his spouse [04:48.29] [04:49.82]Everybody raise a glass [04:51.45] [04:53.20]Raise it up the master's arse [04:54.84] [04:56.56]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House