The Humpty Dance-Digital Underground

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:Digital Underground] [al:No Nose Job: The Legend of Digital Underground] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground [00:05.49]Written by：Gregory E. Jacobs/George Clinton/Bootsy Collins/Walter Morrison [00:10.99]All right stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin
好了 停下手边的事 我要开始了 [00:13.42]The image and the style that ya used to
用你习惯了的画面和风格 [00:15.49]I look funny but yo I'm making money see
让我看起来很滑稽 但我都是为了赚钱 [00:18.30]So yo world I hope you're ready for me
所以世人们准备好接纳我吧 [00:20.13]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
现在都聚过来 我是这城市新来的傻瓜 [00:22.48]And my sound's laid down by the underground
我的说唱风格是地下音乐 [00:24.81]I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
我喝光了你架子上所有的轩尼诗 [00:27.14]So just let me introduce myself
现在让我来介绍一下自己 [00:29.35]My name is Humpty pronounced with a umpty
我叫Humpty 听起来像Umpty [00:31.60] [00:32.17]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
女士 正确发音是汉普提 [00:35.06]And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee
所有排在前十的说唱歌手 请允许我打破你们的记录 [00:38.59]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
我爬得很高 像Humpty Dumpty一样 [00:41.40]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
你们都会跌下来 当我的说唱音乐响起时 [00:43.73]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
我喜欢说唱 我喜欢流行的旋律 [00:45.91]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
我很有活力 我喜欢喝燕麦粥 [00:48.15]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
我厌倦了那些直白的匪帮说唱 老兄 [00:50.42] [00:51.13]But sometimes I get ridiculous
但有时我觉得很荒谬 [00:52.89]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
我会吃掉你所有的咸饼干和甘草糖 [00:54.89]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
那边的胖女孩过来 你是不是很难搞 [00:57.55]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny
我说你胖是因为我瘦得皮包骨 [01:00.26]It never stopped me from getting busy
我从来都没闲下来过 [01:02.12]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
我很古怪 我喜欢与众不同的女孩 [01:04.43]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
我在汉堡王的卫生间里都闲不下来 [01:06.76]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
我很疯狂 请允许我让你大吃一惊 [01:09.40]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
他们说我很丑 但这打击不了我 [01:11.60]I'm still getting in the girls' pants
我仍旧能约到很多女孩 [01:13.56]And I even got my own dance
我甚至还有自己独创的舞步 [01:14.87] [01:15.37]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
汉普提舞蹈 你有机会试着跳一跳 [01:18.53] [01:21.66]Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 来吧跳一跳 [01:24.24] [01:26.25]Do the Humpty hump just watch me do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 看我来跳汉普提舞蹈 [01:28.85] [01:30.87]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump
你知道我在做什么吗 我在跳汉普提舞蹈 [01:33.53] [01:35.60]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 我在跳汉普提舞蹈 [01:38.12] [01:38.73]People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'
人们对我说 汉普提你看起来真滑稽 [01:41.19] [01:41.84]That's all right cause I get things cookin'
这就对了 因为我能带给大家欢笑 [01:43.89]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
你盯着我 你散发着耀眼的光芒 你不断拿我作比较 [01:47.03]But ya can't get near me
但是你无法靠近我 [01:48.73]I give 'em more see and on the floor B
我能给大家带来更多 看 我站在这里 [01:51.20]All the girls they adore me
所有女孩都爱慕我 [01:52.69]Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere
是的女士 我是真诚的 [01:55.27]Cause in a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear
因为离得再近一些 我就能挠你痒痒 [01:57.53]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed
我的鼻子很大 但我不觉得羞愧 [02:00.18]Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid
哪怕它像泡菜一样大 也不耽误我赚钱 [02:02.21]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
也会有女人来找我亲热 你知道我掌管着 [02:04.62]Both how I'm living and my nose is large
我的生活方式和我的大鼻子 [02:06.83]I get stupid I shoot an arrow like cupid
我有点蠢 像丘比特射出爱之箭 [02:09.26]I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid
我说了一句无关紧要的话 话不从心 [02:11.68]I sang on Doowutchalike and if ya missed it
如果你错过了 我就再唱一遍 [02:14.17]I'm the one who said just grab I'm in the biscuits
就是我说的 给他们喂点饼干 [02:16.14] [02:16.68]Also told ya that I like to bite
告诉你其实我也喜欢 [02:18.45]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
我猜这很明显 我也喜欢写歌 [02:20.94]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
你能做的就是给我一次机会 [02:23.25]And now I'm gonna do my dance
让我来表演我的舞蹈 [02:25.00]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
汉普提舞蹈 你有机会试着跳一跳 [02:28.09] [02:31.31]Do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 来吧跳一跳 [02:31.93] [02:32.96]Do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 看我来跳汉普提舞蹈 [02:33.68] [02:35.89]Do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 来吧跳一跳 [02:36.61] [02:37.82]Do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 看我来跳汉普提舞蹈 [02:38.41] [02:40.49]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump
你知道我在做什么吗 我在跳汉普提舞蹈 [02:43.11] [02:45.12]Do the Humpty hump watch me do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 我在跳汉普提舞蹈 [02:47.59] [02:50.08]Oh yeah that's the break y'all
好了 大家休息一下 [02:51.21] [02:51.74]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
让我听一听你们的低声哼唱 [02:53.33] [02:58.09]Oh yeah [02:58.62] [02:59.58]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
现在让我来和你说些我的事情 [03:01.69]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
让我来告诉你有关这舞蹈的事 [03:03.50] [03:04.15]It's real easy to do check it out
看 这很简单 [03:06.34] [03:07.08]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
首先就像我的腿受伤了一样缓慢前行 [03:09.14] [03:09.75]Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
然后晃动身体 就像吸了**一样 [03:11.67] [03:12.55]Crazy wack funky
这很疯狂吧 朋友 [03:13.47] [03:14.29]People say ya look like MC hammer on crack Humpty
人们说我像MC Hammer一样有爆发力 [03:17.06]That's all right cause my body's in motion
没错 因为我的身体一直在动 [03:18.64] [03:19.20]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
看起来像痉挛或者抽搐一样 [03:21.43]Anyone can play this game
任何人都可以做到这动作 [03:22.61] [03:23.24]This is my dance y'all Humpty hump's my name
这就是我的舞蹈 Humpty就是我的名字 [03:25.76]No two people will do it the same
不 两个人的动作可以协调统一 [03:28.04]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
你的动作就像你很痛苦一样 [03:30.65]Humping funking jumping
像这样弓背 扭动 [03:32.54] [03:33.15]Jig around shaking ya rump
进行跳跃和旋转还有摇摆 [03:34.99]And when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
当一个人像傻瓜一样这样做时 [03:37.53]Tell him step off I'm doing the hump
说明他正在跳汉普提舞蹈 [03:39.19]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
汉普提舞蹈 你有机会试着跳一跳 [03:42.36] [03:45.40]Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 来吧跳一跳 [03:48.00] [03:50.13]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 看我来跳汉普提舞蹈 [03:52.56] [03:54.68]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump
你知道我在做什么吗 我在跳汉普提舞蹈 [03:57.24] [03:59.00]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 我在跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:01.86] [04:02.79]Black people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
黑人们 来跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:06.44] [04:07.57]White people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
白人们 来跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:11.06] [04:12.11]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty hump just keep on doing the hump
波多黎各人 来跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:15.66] [04:16.93]Samoans do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
萨摩亚人 来跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:20.40] [04:24.98]Let's get stoopid
让我们疯狂起来吧 [04:25.44] [04:27.19]Do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 来吧跳一跳 [04:27.85] [04:29.07]Do the Humpty hump
汉普提舞蹈 看我来跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:29.64] [04:31.80]Do the Humpty hump
跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:32.54] [04:33.64]Do the Humpty hump
跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:34.32] [04:36.71]Do the Humpty hump
跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:37.49] [04:38.20]Do the Humpty hump
跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:38.97] [04:41.08]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump
你知道我在做什么吗 我在跳汉普提舞蹈 [04:43.72] [04:45.31]Oh yeah come on and break it down
来吧 一步一步学 [04:46.98] [04:53.39]Once again the underground is in the house
再来一次 房间里播着地下摇滚 [04:55.39] [04:56.72]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
我想对整个世界大声喊 [04:58.68] [04:59.61]Keep on doing the Humpty dance
继续跳汉普提舞蹈 [05:00.67] [05:01.27]And to the ladies
女士们 [05:01.97] [05:03.14]Peace and Humptiness forever
愿世界永远和平