What To Give Nudists For Christmas-Gracie Fields

What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday - Gracie Fields Written by：Le Clerq Oh dear I am worried ha ha ha ha I know I'm laughin' really but I am worried It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear Can I ask you a question a question that's silly It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no It's all about me brother me brother John Willy He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday What sought of birthday present can you buy I can't think what to give I'm no matter how I try Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie Ha ha What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha The things I used to buy him would be wrong I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it Ha ha What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along Ha ha What can you give a nudist for his birthday What sought of birthday present can you buy I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holdin' up Ha ha What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along Oh dear dear ha ha I've been in holy terror the time they I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid I must send somethin' soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you What can you give a nudist on his birthday What sought of birthday present can you buy And here's another riddle but give it up I won't When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of willy What can you give a ha ha ha ha ha What can you give a nudist on his birthday What sought of birthday present can you buy I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not What can you give a nudist for a present A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on Adam Ha ha What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along Ha ha ha Oh dear dear what can I buy no let's be really there is No honest what can I buy A lump of soap A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much ha ha