The Physician-Cole Porter

[ti:The Physician] [ar:Cole Porter] [al:The Essential Cole Porter Vol 3] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Physician - Cole Porter [00:11.26]Once I loved such a shattering physician [00:14.47] [00:15.60]Quite the best-looking doctor in the state [00:18.56] [00:19.67]He looked after my physical condition [00:22.15] [00:22.97]And his bedside manner was great [00:26.24] [00:27.22]When I'd gaze up and see him there above me [00:30.27] [00:31.11]Looking less like a doctor than a Turk [00:34.05] [00:35.27]I was tempted to whisper "Do you love me [00:38.74] [00:39.69]Or do you nearly love your work [00:43.38] [00:45.59]He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing [00:48.55] [00:49.78]My epiglottis filled him with glee [00:52.60] [00:53.54]He simply loved my larynx [00:55.45] [00:55.99]And went wild about my pharynx [00:57.94]But he never said he loved me [01:00.49] [01:05.17]And found my blood as blue as can be [01:07.86] [01:08.80]He went through wild ecstatics [01:10.71] [01:11.22]When I showed him my lymphatics [01:13.13]But he never said he loved me [01:15.45] [01:16.45]And though no doubt it was not very smart of me [01:20.38] [01:20.91]I get on a-wracking of my soul [01:22.96] [01:23.63]To figure out why he loved every part of me [01:27.88] [01:28.60]And yet not me as a whole [01:30.79] [01:35.67]Enthusiastic - to a degree [01:38.28] [01:39.39]He said 'twas just enormous my appendix vermiformis [01:42.71] [01:43.81]But he never said he loved me [01:46.37] [01:47.22]He said my cerebellum was brilliant [01:50.08] [01:50.95]And my cerebrum far from N G [01:53.86] [01:54.54]I know he thought a lotta [01:56.82]My medulla oblongota [01:58.73]But he never said he loved me [02:01.13] [02:02.04]He said my maxillaries were marvels [02:05.14] [02:05.70]And found my sternum stunning to see [02:09.03]He did a double hurdle [02:11.21]When I shook my pelvic girdle [02:13.32]But he never said he loved me [02:15.89] [02:16.86]He seemed amused [02:18.07] [02:18.81]When he first made a test of me [02:21.21]To further his medical art [02:24.14]Yet he refused [02:25.30] [02:26.02]When he's fixed up the rest of me [02:28.79]To cure that ache in my heart [02:31.98] [02:32.79]I know he thought my pancreas perfect [02:36.06] [02:36.70]And for my spleen was keen as can be [02:40.44]He said of all his sweeties [02:42.81] [02:43.32]I'm the sweetest diabetes [02:45.45] [02:46.13]But he never said he loved me