Dick In A Box-The TV Theme Players

[ti:Dick In A Box] [ar:Bing Bong Brothers] [al:Jizz In My Pants - Tribute To The Lonely Island] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dick In A Box - The TV Theme Players [00:04.70]Hey girl [00:05.35] [00:05.95]I got some real important give you [00:07.85] [00:08.93]So just sit down and listen [00:11.91] [00:12.75]Girl you know we've been together [00:14.11] [00:14.82]Such a long long time such a long time [00:18.24] [00:18.82]And now I'm ready [00:19.97] [00:20.79]To lay it on the line [00:23.87]Woow you know it's christmas [00:26.75]And my heart is open wide open wide [00:30.71]Gonna give you something [00:31.89]Do you know what's on my mind [00:34.34]What's on my mind [00:35.98] [00:36.80]A gift real special [00:38.19] [00:38.82]So take off the top [00:41.31] [00:41.96]Take a look inside [00:43.60] [00:44.16]It's my dick in a box [00:45.90]It's in a box [00:47.17] [00:48.26]Not gonna get you a diamond ring [00:50.53] [00:51.12]That sort of gift don't mean anything [00:53.53] [00:54.17]Not gonna get you a fancy car [00:56.61] [00:57.11]Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star [00:59.58] [01:00.17]Not gonna get you a house in the hills [01:03.12]A girl like you needs somethin' real [01:05.63] [01:06.14]Wanna get you somethin' from the heart [01:09.04]Somethin' special girl [01:10.13] [01:11.21]It's my dick in a box [01:12.47] [01:14.34]My dick in a box girl [01:16.54] [01:17.21]It's my dick in a box oooh [01:20.23]My dick in a box girl [01:22.48] [01:23.48]See I'm wise enough to know [01:26.23]When a gift needs givin' aha [01:28.37]And I got just the one [01:30.04] [01:30.97]Somethin' to show you that you are second a none [01:34.47] [01:35.95]To all fellas out there with ladies to impress [01:38.74] [01:39.32]It's easy to do just follow these steps [01:42.26]One [01:43.30]Cut a hole in a box [01:45.11]Two [01:46.28]Put your junk in the box [01:48.29]Three [01:49.29]Make her open the box [01:51.07]And that's the way you do it [01:53.14]It's my dick in a box [01:54.34] [01:56.43]My dick in a box girl [01:58.56] [01:59.17]It's my dick in a box ooh [02:02.43]My dick in a box girl [02:04.61] [02:06.21]Christmas [02:07.11] [02:07.64]A dick in a box [02:08.68] [02:09.21]Hanukkah [02:09.88] [02:10.50]A dick in a box [02:12.15]Kwanzaa [02:13.00] [02:13.63]A dick in a box [02:14.63] [02:15.18]Every single holiday a dick in a box [02:18.15]Over at your parent's house a dick in a box [02:20.57] [02:21.16]Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box [02:24.11]Backstage at the see mains [02:26.34]A dick in a box yeah wa wa wow