The Waiter, the Porter and the Upstairs Maid-Bing Crosby

[ti:The Waiter, the Porter and the Upstairs Maid] [ar:Bing Crosby] [al:Pure Gold - Bing Crosby, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Waiter, the Porter and the Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby (平克·劳斯) [00:06.88]As your genial host may I offer a toast [00:10.82]To the wine buying guest on my right [00:13.74]Hooray for the wine buyer [00:15.56]Yes drag out the cooking sherry for the old colonel [00:18.40]May his bank account grow heavy laden with dough [00:23.06]May he spend it in here every night [00:26.34]Every night [00:29.38] [00:30.11]Seeing this night in its glory [00:32.90]You people so loyal so true [00:36.05] [00:36.87]Puts me in mind of a story [00:40.66] [00:41.38]Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:47.34] [00:48.19]The people in the ballroom were stuffy and arty [00:51.73]So I began to get just a little bit frayed [00:55.12]I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party [00:58.51]The waiter [00:59.17]And the porter [01:00.05]And the second storey maid [01:01.67]I peeked into the parlour to see what was a-hatchin' [01:04.68] [01:05.47]In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade [01:08.62]But who was in the pantry a-laughin' an' scratchin' [01:12.01]Oh waiter [01:12.88]And the porter [01:13.78]And the upstairs maid [01:15.80]When they heard the music that the orchestra played [01:18.95]The waiter and the porter grabbed a-hold of the maid [01:22.51]Then they all proceeded to go into a clog [01:25.49] [01:26.40]Hot diggedy dog [01:28.61] [01:29.54]If ever I'm invited to some fuddy-duddy's [01:32.93]I ain't-a-gonna watch any harlequinade [01:36.25]You'll find him in the kitchen applaudin' his buddies [01:39.74]The waiter [01:40.35]And the porter [01:41.17]And the upstairs maid [01:45.10] [01:50.04]Well pardon me folks the roast is carved [01:53.22]The wine is served why you look half starved [01:56.87]Pardon me sir may we be free [01:59.99]The kitchen guard is havin' a jamboree [02:03.34] [02:10.55]I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal [02:13.84]The porter found the regular glass that he played [02:17.12]The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble [02:20.64]You should-a heard the music that the combination made [02:23.94] [02:37.90]Marchin' through the kitchen to the pantry and back [02:40.96]Why man you should-a seen us [02:42.54]We were balling the jack [02:44.47]Once a half an hour passed without any call [02:47.56] [02:48.37]Jack we had a ball [02:50.84] [02:51.49]The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em we spurn 'em [02:54.88]We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played [02:57.90]Yes and we know who to go to [02:59.99]When we want to learn 'em [03:01.59]The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid