Crazy Rap

[ti:Crazy Rap] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Ultimate Men of Pop, Vol. 8] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.04]Crazy Rap - The Hit Crew [00:01.16](Wait a minute' man [00:02.22]Hey' check this out' tell it [00:03.35]It was this blind man' right [00:04.83]Man' check this out- [00:05.87]It was this blind man' right [00:07.02]He was feelin' his way down [00:08.07]The street with this stick' right [00:09.51]Hey He walked past this fish [00:11.28]Market' you know what I'm sayin' [00:12.86]He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' [00:16.92]Woooooo' good morning' ladies [00:20.94]You like that sh*t' man [00:23.20]Hey' man' I got a gang of that sh*t' man [00:25.40]I tell you what- my man [00:26.88]On the guitar' fool on the drums' [00:30.12]Everybody just crowd around the mic' [00:31.47]I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes [00:33.00] [00:34.49]But first' I'ma start it off like this [00:36.05]Hey' help me sing it' homeboy ) [00:37.53] [00:38.59]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [00:43.16]We can go to the park after dark' [00:45.65]Smoke that tumbleweed [00:47.84]And as the marijuana burns we can [00:49.60]Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [00:52.88]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' [00:55.22]Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:57.59]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [01:02.48]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' [01:05.05]Skatin' on Dayton rims [01:07.10]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [01:12.19]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will [01:16.97]Well it was just sundown in a small white town [01:19.57]They call it Eastside Palmdale [01:21.95]When the Afroman walked through [01:23.59]The white land' houses went up for sale [01:26.70]Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap [01:28.52]Cds when I met a little girl named Jan [01:31.60]I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know [01:33.73]Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan [01:36.51]We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the flo'' f**ked [01:39.34]So long' I grew a f**kin' afro [01:41.31]Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right [01:43.91]She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white [01:46.23]I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba [01:48.72]Got my a** lookin' like a ZEBRA [01:51.13]I pulled on my clothes and I was on my [01:53.14]Way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet [01:55.80]I ran I jumped out the back window' but [01:58.34]Her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4 [02:00.69]Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right [02:03.31]The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night [02:05.62]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's [02:08.16]The best damn p**sy I ever had [02:10.56]I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine [02:12.90]I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time [02:15.38]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [02:20.01]We can go to the park after dark' smoke [02:22.77]That tumbleweed [02:24.78]And as the marijuana burns we can take our [02:26.94]Turns' singing them dirty rap songs [02:29.73]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' [02:32.09]Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [02:34.51]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [02:39.38]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' [02:42.42]On Dayton rims [02:44.20]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [02:49.13]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will [02:54.21]I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair' [02:57.60]But damn she looked good [02:59.05]I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but [03:01.39]She whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine [03:03.96]I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African [03:08.65]I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice I ate that [03:11.54]P**sy like shrimp fried rice [03:13.44]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya [03:16.02]I met a woman in the heart of Australia [03:18.46]Had a big butt and big titties' too' so [03:20.83]I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo [03:23.07]See' I met this lady from Hawaii [03:25.73]Stuck it in her a**' and she said' Aiiiiieeee [03:28.21]Lips was breakfast' p**sy was lunch' then [03:30.59]Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch [03:32.78]Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky [03:35.39]She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me [03:37.75]I came in her mouth It was a crisis [03:40.08]I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [03:42.86]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [03:47.38]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [03:52.13]And as the marijuana burns we can take [03:54.08]Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [03:57.18]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and [03:59.01]Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [04:01.85]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee [04:04.39]Her titties were filled with Hennesy [04:06.75]That country music nearly drove me crazy' but [04:09.32]I rode that a** and said' Yes' Miss Daisy [04:11.85]Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p**sy in a coma [04:16.71]Met this lady in Michigan; [04:18.83]I can't wait 'til I f**k that b**ch again [04:21.30]Met a real black girl in South Carolina; [04:23.72]F**ked her 'til she turned into a white albino [04:26.34]F**ked this hooker in Iowa [04:28.48]I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her [04:31.04]F**ked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth [04:34.60]Man' I thought I told ya [04:36.09]Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran [04:38.89]Cross the border of Mexico [04:40.76]Fine young thing' said her name's Maria [04:43.22]I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla [04:45.75]I wanna get married' but I can't afford it [04:47.95]I know I'ma cry when she gets deported [04:50.67]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [04:55.17]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [04:59.84]And as the marijuana burns we can take [05:01.87]Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [05:04.91]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and [05:06.90]Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [05:09.76]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [05:14.67]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims [05:19.45]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [05:24.34]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will