Santa Claus And His Old Lady-Cheech & Chong

[ti:Santa Claus And His Old Lady] [ar:Cheech & Chong] [al:Santa Claus And His Old Lady] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong (切奇 & 崇) [00:00.74]"Ma-ma-ma-ma-cita [00:01.15] [00:02.90]Donde esta Santa Cleese [00:04.11] [00:05.15]The vato wit da bony knees [00:06.60] [00:07.47]He coming down da street wit [00:08.89]No choos on his feet [00:10.09]And he's going to [00:11.40]No no that ain't it [00:12.44]Mamamasita donde esta Santa [00:14.83]Claus [00:15.12] [00:15.73]Da guy wit da hair on his jaws [00:17.65]He's [00:18.04]Nah Hey man come [00:20.82]Over here man [00:21.55]I need some help man [00:22.29] [00:23.34]Yeah man I can dig that [00:24.94] [00:25.54]Like uh what are ya doing man [00:26.96] [00:27.91]Aw I'm trying to write a song [00:29.27]About Santa Claus man [00:30.36]But it's not coming out [00:31.20]About who man [00:31.79] [00:32.34]About Santa Claus man [00:33.33]You know Santa Claus man [00:34.42]Oh yeah man [00:35.06]I played with those dudes man [00:36.38] [00:37.47]What [00:37.69]Yeah last year at the Fillmore man [00:39.82]Me and the bass player sat in man [00:41.86]Oh hey man you think [00:43.04]Santa Claus is a group huh [00:44.21]No it's not a group man [00:46.03]Wha They break up man [00:47.51]No man It's one guy man [00:48.80]Y'know he had a a red suit on man [00:50.98]With black patent leather choos [00:52.42]You know the guy man [00:53.38] [00:54.03]Oh yeah he's with Motown ain't he [00:56.60] [00:57.41]Yeah I played with that dude too man [00:59.62]He's a good singer man [01:00.88]No no hold on man [01:01.96]He's not with Motown man [01:03.13] [01:04.88]Well then he's with Buddah man [01:06.41]No aw man you don't know [01:08.05]Who Santa Claus is man [01:09.54]Yeah well I'm not from here man [01:10.78]Like I'm from Pittsburgh man [01:12.36]I don't know too many local dudes [01:13.93]Ohhh I see Well hey man sit back [01:16.18]And relax and I'll tell you da story [01:17.68]About Santa Claus man [01:18.74] [01:19.36]Listen [01:19.51] [01:20.49]Once upon a time about hmmm [01:22.32]Five years ago there was [01:23.66]This groovy dude and [01:24.65]Has name was Santa Claus [01:25.73]Y'know [01:26.33]And he used to live over in the projects [01:27.81]With his old lady and [01:29.24]They had a pretty good thing together [01:30.86]Because his old lady was really fine [01:32.89]And she could cook and all that [01:34.39]Stuff like that y'know [01:35.37]Like she made da best brownies in town man [01:37.66]Oh I could remember 'em now man [01:39.88]I could eat one of 'em man [01:41.60]Wow did you know these people man [01:43.84]Oh yeah man [01:45.27]They used to live next door to me [01:46.71]Y'know [01:47.19]Until they got kicked out man [01:48.66] [01:49.23]Wha [01:49.46]They got kicked out of the projects man [01:50.92] [01:51.66]Yeah you know what happened man [01:52.98]They used ta live with all these midgets [01:54.45]Y'know and da midgets used [01:56.00]To make a lotta noise y'know [01:57.43]Like pounding and hammering [01:59.12]And pounding all night man [02:00.42]Typical freaks huh [02:01.81]Oh yeah man they were really freaks man [02:03.88] [02:04.64]As a matter of fact [02:05.93]They all moved up north together y'know [02:07.66] [02:08.27]Oh they had to go [02:09.10]Get their head together man [02:09.94] [02:10.48]Yeah get their head together [02:11.35] [02:11.91]And they started a commune y'know [02:13.94]It was called the uh [02:14.99]Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune [02:16.51]It was a real famous one up there man [02:18.65]And they used to sit around and groove [02:20.24]All the time y'know [02:21.45]Oh yeah [02:22.07]Yeah a really good time man [02:23.45]That sounds heavy [02:24.29]Yeah they eat da brownies man [02:26.13]And they drink da tea man [02:28.03]And what they did most of da time [02:29.91]Though was make a lotta goodies [02:31.19]Y'know [02:31.89]And they had everything they needed [02:33.46]They only needed to come into town [02:34.80]Maybe once year or something like that [02:36.72]To pick up the welfare check [02:37.76]And the food stamps right [02:39.30]Yeah [02:40.15]No no what they did man is that [02:41.97]Once a year [02:42.47]When they made all the goodies [02:43.77]Y'know [02:44.25]They used ta put 'em in a beeg [02:45.59]Chopping bag and then [02:46.56]They used ta take da [02:47.37]Chopping bag and give and give 'em to all the [02:49.38]Boys and girls all da way around da world man [02:51.42]Hey well that's hip man [02:52.24] [02:52.81]That sounds real nice [02:53.68] [02:54.29]Oh yeah [02:55.00]They were really nice people man [02:56.45] [02:56.98]And so much class man [02:58.37]They had so much class y'know [02:59.87]Like even take da way [03:00.94]They used ta deliver da toys y'know [03:02.64]It's like Santa Claus used ta have this [03:04.88]Really charp chort man y'know [03:06.91]It was lower to da ground [03:08.39]Had twice-pipes candy-apple red and button top [03:11.66]Oooo clean [03:12.26] [03:13.13]Hey that sounds like a hip snowmobile man [03:15.25]No no it wasn't a snowmobile [03:16.60]It was a sled y'know [03:17.67] [03:18.36]One of those big sleds y'know [03:19.90]And he used ta have it pulled [03:21.30]By some reindeers y'know like reindeers [03:23.10]Some what man [03:23.94]Some reindeers y'know [03:25.16]He used ta hook them onto da sled [03:26.89]And then he used ta stand up inside [03:28.51]Da sled and hold on to da reins and [03:30.43]Then call out their names like [03:31.71]On Donner On Blitzen On Chewy On Tavo [03:35.34] [03:35.91]C'mon Becto [03:37.00]And then the reindeers [03:38.48]Used ta take off into da sky and [03:39.99]Fly across da sky man [03:41.39]Wow man That's far out man [03:44.23]Yeah And then when they flied across da sky [03:46.49]They used ta come down to places like [03:48.06]Oh Chicago L A [03:49.85]Nueva York and Pacoima and all those places [03:52.04]Y'know [03:52.61]And then land on top of people's roofs [03:54.29] [03:54.80]And then 'ol Santa [03:55.54]Claus would make himself real small y'know [03:57.95]Like a real small guy and [03:59.37]He'd come down da chimney and [04:00.87]Then he would give you all da stuff that he [04:02.48]Made man And [04:03.29]Dig this man [04:03.88]He did it all in one night man [04:05.92]Hey just a minute man [04:07.11]Now how'd he do that man [04:08.43] [04:09.00]Oh well man he took da freeway [04:10.66]How else man [04:11.34]No man No man [04:13.44]How'd he do all that other stuff man [04:15.21] [04:15.80]Like how'd he make himself small man [04:17.97] [04:18.64]And how'd he like [04:19.89]How'd he get the reindeer [04:21.10]Off the ground man [04:21.97] [04:22.68]Oh well man [04:24.29]He had some magic dust man [04:25.81] [04:26.64]Some magic dust [04:27.75]Yeah magic dust y'know [04:29.18]He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer [04:30.85] [04:31.41]A little bit to Santa Claus [04:32.89]A little bit more for Santa Claus [04:34.34]A little bit more [04:34.92]And this would get the reindeer off man [04:36.57] [04:37.23]Aw got 'em off man [04:38.65]Are you kidding man [04:39.78]They flew all da way around da world man [04:41.94]Hey that's far out man [04:44.80]Hey how come [04:45.52]I've never met this dude man [04:47.03] [04:47.56]Oh man [04:48.15]He doesn't do that bit anymore man [04:49.61]It got too dangerous man [04:51.51]Yeah I can dig that man [04:52.87]'Cause that's a dangerous bit man [04:54.51]Yeah lemme tell ya it sure was man [04:56.06]Like just two years ago man [04:57.70]He got stopped at the border y'know [04:59.47]And they took him into another room [05:00.73]And took off his clothes man [05:01.99]And searched him and searched his bag of [05:03.75]Goodies man [05:04.24] [05:04.86]And then when he was leaving man [05:06.26]He was flying through [05:07.00]The air and somebody took a chot [05:08.14]And his reindeer y'know [05:09.54]Aw that's a drag man [05:10.39]Yeah it really was man [05:11.88]And then man he went down South man [05:13.92]And they tried to cut off his hair and [05:15.42]His beard man [05:16.06] [05:16.66]And all the time [05:17.31]He was getting stopped and [05:18.46]Pulled over and asked for his id man [05:20.50]Just everywhere he went [05:22.00]He ran into too much recession man [05:23.50] [05:24.90]No man you mean he ran into [05:26.14]Too much repression man [05:27.74] [05:28.25]Aw "repression" [05:29.03]"Recession" [05:29.36]Man it's all da same thing man [05:31.54]Yeah man But it's a drag man [05:33.78]'Cause we could sure use a dude [05:35.11]Like that right now [05:35.94] [05:36.55]Oh he still comes around man [05:37.93] [05:38.45]Oh yeah [05:38.87]Yeah but he comes in disguises now [05:40.78] [05:41.44]Aw he went "underground" [05:42.91]Yeah "underground" man [05:44.26]I can dig it [05:45.10]Yeah But you ought to see his disguise man [05:47.35]Nobody would ever know it was him man [05:49.16]Oh yeah [05:49.71]Yeah [05:50.15]He's got a job in front of [05:51.20]Da department store ringing this bell [05:52.56]And playing this tambourine [05:53.96]Next to this black pot y'know [05:55.75]Aw I seen the dude man [05:57.61]Yeah You know who [05:58.46]I'm talking about man [05:59.57]Yeah man I played with [06:00.60]That cat last year man [06:02.76]Wha [06:03.32]Yeah we played in front of a store man [06:05.32]We made a lot of bread man [06:06.91]Aw hey wait a Santa Claus is not a musician man [06:09.72]I'm hip man [06:10.44]That cat didn't know any tunes man [06:12.21]Oh hey wait a minute man [06:13.79]No he's not hip to that at all man [06:15.94]No I played with this dude man [06:17.82]Are you sure man [06:19.00]Positive