If You're So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich-Louis Jordan

[ti:If You're So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich] [ar:Louis Jordan] [al:Rhythm'n Blues & Rock'n Roll, Vol. 5] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If You're So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich - Louis Jordan (路易斯·乔丹) [00:12.99]You braggin all about the things you can do [00:15.94]Every time you make a pitch [00:18.68]If you're so smart [00:21.11] [00:22.73]How come you ain't rich [00:24.27] [00:25.53]You claim to have picked every horse that won [00:28.71]Cause you know just which is which [00:30.59] [00:31.21]Yes if you're so smart [00:33.97] [00:34.79]Tell me how come you ain't rich [00:37.14] [00:38.91]Henry built the Ford and made his pile [00:42.00]Woolworth used his five and ten [00:43.94] [00:45.14]Rockerfeller's wealth came from Standard Oil [00:47.27] [00:48.29]And Waterman's came from a pen [00:50.12] [00:51.49]You claim it all came from consultin' you [00:53.81] [00:54.70]Isn't that a brand new switch [00:56.72] [00:57.74]If you're so smart [00:59.96] [01:01.00]How come you ain't rich [01:03.15] [01:55.74]Mention work and you go berserk [01:58.51]Cause you hate to do a stitch [02:00.59] [02:01.57]If you're so smart [02:03.77] [02:05.49]How come you ain't rich [02:06.97] [02:08.26]You're out for a ride on the road to fame [02:11.47]Yet you wind up in a ditch [02:13.42] [02:14.18]Mmm-hmm if you're so smart [02:16.80] [02:17.59]Tell me how come you ain't rich [02:19.96] [02:21.77]Hershey started with a chocolate bar [02:23.67] [02:25.16]Wrigley with a stick of gum [02:26.60] [02:28.23]Planters took his peanuts and travelled far [02:30.67]Now tell me what you doin' chum [02:33.08] [02:34.35]I been hearin' all about all your big ideas [02:37.06] [02:37.71]Since you started What's the hitch [02:39.36] [02:41.02]You never made ten dollars yet [02:43.22] [02:43.77]You say you can balance the national debt [02:46.67] [02:47.32]If you're so smart [02:48.53] [02:49.68]How come you ain't rich