Dear Abby

[ti:Dear Abby] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Classic Pop Hits: The 1970's, Vol. 5] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.08]Dear Abby - The Hit Crew (热歌组合) [00:03.61] [00:04.39]Dear abby dear abby [00:06.20]My feet are too long [00:08.46]My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong [00:12.70] [00:13.45]My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all [00:17.63]Won't you write me a letter won't you give me a call [00:22.02]Signed bewildered [00:28.29]Bewildered bewildered [00:29.97]You have no complaint [00:32.32]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't [00:36.73] [00:37.63]So listen up buster and listen up good [00:41.51]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood [00:45.69] [00:52.06]Dear abby dear abby [00:53.95]My fountain pen leaks [00:56.43]My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks [01:00.65] [01:01.43]Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed [01:05.49]If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead [01:09.95]Signed unhappy [01:15.43] [01:15.95]Unhappy unhappy [01:18.72]You have no complaint [01:20.37]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't [01:24.24] [01:25.45]So listen up buster and listen up good [01:29.52]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood [01:33.44] [01:40.19]Dear abby dear abby [01:41.90]You won't believe this [01:44.15]But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss [01:49.08]My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head [01:53.38]But my stomach tells me to write you instead [01:57.85]Signed noise-maker [02:03.41] [02:04.84]Noise-maker noise-maker [02:06.72]You have no complaint [02:09.05]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't [02:13.57]So listen up buster and listen up good [02:18.32]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood [02:23.48] [02:28.88]Dear abby dear abby [02:30.80]Well I never thought [02:33.16]That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught [02:37.31] [02:38.15]We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze [02:42.18]With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees [02:46.70]Signed just married [02:52.34] [02:53.89]Just married just married [02:55.64]You have no complaint [02:57.96]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't [03:03.05]So listen up buster and listen up good [03:07.29]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood [03:12.68]Signed Dear abby