Don't Put Your Daughter On the Stage Mrs. Worthington-Noel Coward and Orchestra

[ti:Don't Put Your Daughter On the Stage Mrs. Worthington] [ar:Noel Coward and Orchestra] [al:The Noel Coward Collection, Vol. 2: I'll See You Again] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Don't Put Your Daughter On the Stage Mrs. Worthington - Noel Coward and Orchestra [00:08.33]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [00:10.38] [00:10.98]Don't put your daughter on the stage [00:13.12] [00:14.42]The profession is overcrowded [00:15.51] [00:16.16]And the struggle's pretty tough [00:17.74]And admitting the fact [00:18.77]She's burning to act [00:19.91]That isn't quite enough [00:20.81] [00:21.32]She has nice girl [00:22.30] [00:23.14]Give the wretched girl her due [00:25.21]But don't you think her bust is too [00:27.01]Developed for her age [00:28.34]I repeat Mrs Worthington [00:31.12]Sweet Mrs Worthington [00:32.47]Don't put your daughter on the stage [00:34.76] [00:36.30]Regarding yours [00:37.04] [00:37.98]Dear Mrs Worthington [00:39.30]Of Wednesday the twenty-third [00:40.98] [00:41.90]Although your baby [00:42.78] [00:43.29]May be keen on a stage career [00:45.30] [00:45.89]How can I make it clear [00:47.40]This is not a good idea [00:49.51] [00:50.35]For her to hope [00:51.79]Dear Mrs Worthington [00:53.52]Is on the face of it absurd [00:55.40] [00:56.66]Her personality [00:58.40]Is not in reality [01:00.06]Exciting enough [01:00.80]Inviting enough [01:01.65]For this particular sphere [01:03.40] [01:04.58]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [01:07.91]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:10.32] [01:11.41]She's a bit of an ugly duckling [01:12.86]You must honestly confess [01:14.09] [01:15.02]And the width of her seat [01:16.22]Would surely defeat [01:17.26]Her chances of success [01:18.77]It's a loud voice [01:20.41] [01:20.96]And though it's not exactly flat [01:22.61]She'll need a little more than that [01:24.41]To earn a living wage [01:25.93]On my knees Mrs Worthington [01:28.19]Please Mrs Worthington [01:30.07]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:32.22] [01:33.76]Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington [01:36.91]Don't put your daughter on the stage [01:39.40] [01:40.33]Though they said at the school of acting [01:42.26]She was lovely as Peer Gynt [01:43.68] [01:44.30]I fear on the whole [01:45.39]An ingénue role [01:46.59]Would emphasize her squint [01:48.26] [01:56.46]No more buts Mrs Worthington [01:58.95]Nuts Mrs Worthington [02:00.79]Don't put your daughter on the stage