Anatole of Paris-Danny Kaye/Vic Schoen & His Orchestra

[ti:Anatole Of Paris] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:Danny Kaye Selected Favorites ] [offset:0] [00:00.46]Anatole of Paris - Danny Kaye/Vic Schoen & His Orchestra [00:03.15]It all began when I was born a month too soon [00:06.40] [00:09.53]My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon [00:14.47] [00:16.47]Pa was forced to be a hobo [00:18.84]Because he played the oboe [00:20.09] [00:20.84]And the oboe it is clearly understood [00:23.09] [00:24.91]Is an ill wind that no one blows good [00:28.85] [00:31.35]I'll never forget the morning that Grandpa ate the awning [00:34.79]To impress a pretty lady who went for men that were shady [00:38.80] [00:40.11]Then my Uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire [00:43.80]Ran off to Hawaii with the O'Leary cow [00:46.36] [00:47.55]Which his loving wife resented and there upon invented [00:50.68] [00:51.30]A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow [00:54.61] [00:55.55]And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics [00:58.24]Of this family of inbred schizophrenics [00:59.63] [01:00.44]The end of a long long line of bats [01:02.69] [01:03.82]I design women's hats [01:10.70] [01:12.20]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:14.39]I shriek with chic [01:15.57] [01:16.13]My hat of the week [01:17.76]Cause 6 divorces, 3 runaway horses [01:19.76] [01:20.32]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:22.14]The hats I sell make husbands yell [01:25.02]Is that a hat or a two room flat [01:28.14] [01:28.70]Let me get my paw on a little piece of straw [01:32.19]And viola! [01:32.88]A chapeau, at 60 bucks a throw [01:35.63] [01:38.19]It's how I pull and chew on it [01:40.44]The little things I do on it [01:42.13] [01:43.13]Like placing yards of lacing or a bicycle built for two on it [01:46.63]The little ones, the big ones [01:49.88]The sat on by a pig ones [01:51.44]The foolish ones that perch [01:53.13]And the ghoulish ones that lurch [01:54.69]The one called whisky sour [01:56.13]Designed for the cocktail hour [01:57.69]A little snip, a potato chip [01:59.88]And a trifle off the eiffle tower [02:03.07] [02:03.76]I'm Anatole of Paris I must design [02:05.39] [02:05.95]I'm just like wine [02:07.39] [02:08.57]I go to your head [02:10.51] [02:11.89]Give me thread and the needle [02:15.01]I itch, I twitch to stitch [02:16.58]I'm a glutton for cutting [02:17.95]For putting with a button [02:19.20]To snip and pluck, nip and tuck [02:21.08]Fix and trim, plan the brim [02:22.52]Tote that barge, lift that bail [02:24.33]And why do I sew each new chapeau [02:29.08]With a style they most look positively grim in [02:32.25] [02:32.82]Strictly between us, entre-nous [02:37.88]I hate women.