Snooker Loopy-The Hit Co.

[ti:Snooker Loopy] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:The Comedy Collection: Songs of Silliness and Nonsense, Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Snooker Loopy - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:07.94]Snooker loopy nuts are we [00:10.30]Me and him and them and me [00:12.60]We'll show you what we can do [00:14.82]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [00:16.97]Pot the reds then, screw back [00:19.77]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [00:22.04]Snooker loopy nuts are we [00:24.26]We're all snooker loopy [00:26.46] [00:31.62]Now ol' Meo as we all know's [00:33.97]Got loadsa dappa suits [00:35.25] [00:36.43]London bred and he keeps his head [00:39.49]Though he's got Italian roots [00:40.52] [00:41.07]Emotional but he keeps his cool [00:43.33]'Til he reaches the finals [00:44.92] [00:45.57]And whether he wins or whether he don't [00:48.34]'I always wipe me eyeballs' [00:50.57]But our friend Den, hours he spent [00:52.84]Down the snooker hall [00:54.36] [00:55.30]On the old green baize his mates seem amazed [00:57.68]Of skills with a snooker ball [00:59.07] [00:59.96]But them long shots, he never ever got [01:02.39]Why? The old mind boggles [01:04.26] [01:04.81]But nowadays he pots the lot [01:07.08]'Cos I wear these goggles' [01:08.86] [01:09.57]Snooker loopy nuts are we [01:12.00]Me and him and them and me [01:14.47]We'll show you what we can do [01:16.60]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [01:19.20]Pot the reds then, screw back [01:21.47]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [01:23.92]Snooker loopy nuts are we [01:26.11]We're all snooker loopy [01:28.39] [01:33.37]Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff [01:35.89]In the valleys of the land of song [01:38.10]And as the reds he puts to bed [01:40.44]He likes to sing along [01:42.17] [01:42.84]If I win he says with a grin [01:45.20]It can only help me can't it [01:47.45]I'll celebrate, I'll buy another eight [01:50.03]'Hairbrushes for me barnet' [01:51.92]But old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone [01:54.88]And his mates all take the rise [01:56.44] [01:57.03]His opponent said cover up his head [01:59.36]Cos it's shining in my eyes [02:00.92] [02:01.69]When the light shines down on his bare crown [02:04.22]It's a cert he's gonna walk it [02:06.06] [02:06.58]It's just not fair giving off that glare [02:09.01]'Perhaps I ought to chalk it' [02:10.61] [02:11.34]Snooker loopy nuts are we [02:13.78]Me and him and them and me [02:15.58] [02:16.10]We'll show you what we can do [02:18.36]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [02:20.91]Pot the reds then, screw back [02:23.27]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [02:25.65]Snooker loopy nuts are we [02:27.86]We're all snooker loopy [02:29.82] [02:35.26]Steve last year come very near [02:37.37]To winning the snooker crown [02:39.81]But he never got to put it on his ginger nut [02:42.10]Cos the black ball wouldn't go down [02:43.88] [02:44.60]His manager of all said 'Sod that ball' [02:46.97]But it helped him make his mind up [02:49.33]Now he don't care who wins this year [02:51.78]'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up' [02:54.25]Snooker loopy nuts are we [02:56.51]Me and him and them and me [02:58.90]We'll show you what we can do [03:01.14]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [03:03.72]Pot the reds then, screw back [03:06.03]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [03:08.36]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:10.74]We're all snooker loopy [03:13.26]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:15.46]Me and him and them and me [03:17.92]We'll show you what we can do [03:20.10]With a load of balls and a snooker cue [03:22.74]Pot the reds then, screw back [03:25.04]For the yellow green brown blue pink and black [03:27.53]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:29.80]We're all snooker loopy [03:32.33]Snooker loopy nuts are we [03:34.58]We're all snooker loopy [03:37.13]Snooker loopy nuts are we..... [03:39.38] [03:41.82]We're all snooker loopy