Winker's Song-The Hit Co.

[ti:Winker's Song] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:The Comedy Collection: Songs of Silliness and Nonsense, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Winker's Song - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:04.61]My mother said, [00:05.78] [00:06.50]That I never should, [00:07.99] [00:09.03]Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood. [00:12.94] [00:13.64]Their giggling talk, [00:15.29] [00:15.81]I could never understand, [00:17.62] [00:18.51]And that's why I fell in love with my right hand. [00:22.44] [00:25.06]And that's why, [00:25.91] [00:26.55]I'm a wanker, [00:27.38] [00:28.00]I'm a wanker, [00:29.08]And it does me good like it bloody well should [00:31.71]I'm a wanker, [00:32.58]I'm a wanker, [00:33.48]And I'm always pulling my pud. [00:36.10]I was twenty five years old before I was kissed, [00:40.35] [00:41.15]And then I found that [00:42.54]I preferred a swift one off the wrist. [00:45.02] [00:46.17]It's cheap and convenient, [00:47.80] [00:48.37]You can't catch VD, [00:50.02] [00:50.66]It's available at any time, [00:53.04]And it's absolutely free. [00:55.00] [00:57.35]And that's why, [00:58.15] [00:58.93]I'm a wanker, [01:00.14]I'm a wanker, [01:00.78] [01:01.31]And it does me good like it bloody well should [01:03.87]I'm a wanker, [01:04.82]I'm a wanker, [01:05.48] [01:06.03]And I'm always pulling my pud. [01:07.88] [01:09.10]Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters, [01:13.04] [01:13.78]Thank you for having me [01:15.87]And being oh so kind, [01:18.03]I've got pains in my arms, [01:20.26]And my dong is growing shorter, [01:22.33] [01:23.01]My knees have turned to water, [01:25.13]And I think I'm going blind. [01:27.08] [01:27.88]I've wanked over Italy, [01:30.30]I've wanked over Spain, [01:32.01] [01:32.62]I've wanked in an omnibus, [01:34.81]I've even had a wank in a train. [01:36.88] [01:37.45]I've used a badger and a melon and a cat, [01:41.55] [01:42.11]An inflatable Linda Lovelace [01:44.53]And a Davy Crocket hat, [01:47.03] [01:48.98]And that's why, [01:49.81] [01:50.57]I'm a wanker, [01:51.76]I'm a wanker, [01:52.41] [01:52.93]And it does me good like it bloody well should [01:55.55]I'm a wanker, [01:56.44]I'm a wanker, [01:57.11] [01:57.63]And I'm always pulling my pud. [01:59.89]'Ere listen! [02:00.82]Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters, [02:04.42] [02:05.29]Thank you for having me and being oh so kind, [02:09.05] [02:09.62]I've got pains in my arms, [02:12.00]And my dong is getting shorter, [02:13.90] [02:14.56]My knees have turned to water, [02:16.68]And I think I'm going blind. [02:19.18]I'm a wanker! [02:20.49]I'm a wanker [02:21.19] [02:21.72]And it does me good like it bloody well should [02:24.21]I'm a wanker, [02:25.34]I'm a wanker, [02:26.41]And I'm always pulling my pud. [02:28.77]I'm a wanker, [02:29.42] [02:30.05]I'm a wanker, [02:30.70] [02:31.23]And it does me good like it bloody well should [02:33.68]I'm a wanker, [02:34.31] [02:34.83]I'm a wanker, [02:35.80]And I'm always pulling my pud. [02:38.34]I'm a wanker, [02:38.99] [02:39.66]I'm a wanker, [02:40.83]And it does me good like it bloody well should [02:43.33]I'm a wanker, [02:44.42]I'm a wanker, [02:45.60]And I'm always pulling my pud. [02:48.00]He's a wanker, [02:48.65] [02:49.28]He's a wanker, [02:49.91] [02:50.51]And it does me good like it bloody well should [02:52.81]He's a wanker, [02:53.45] [02:53.98]He'sa wanker, [02:55.13]And He's always pulling my pud. [02:57.52]He's a wanker, [02:58.18] [02:58.79]He's a wanker, [02:59.52] [03:00.05]And it does me good like it bloody well should [03:02.52]He's a wanker, [03:03.69]He's a wanker, [03:04.83]And He's always pulling my pud. [03:06.70] [03:07.24]He's a wanker, [03:07.88] [03:08.42]He's a wanker, [03:09.11] [03:09.73]And it does me good like it bloody well should [03:11.99]He's a wanker, [03:12.69] [03:13.23]He'sa wanker,