Grandpa Got Run Over By a John Deere-The Hit Co.

[ti:Grandpa Got Run Over By a John Deere] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Holiday and Christmas Favorites, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Grandpa Got Run Over By a John Deere - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:05.05]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [00:07.98] [00:08.91]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve. [00:11.77] [00:12.89]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa, [00:15.75] [00:16.71]But after suing John Deere, I believe... [00:19.81] [00:21.38]He'd been a-guzzlin' old Jack Daniels [00:23.90] [00:25.53]And smokin' that wacky w**d- [00:28.62] [00:29.17]He mixed it with his medication [00:31.79] [00:32.54]And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice. [00:36.22] [00:37.07]When we found him Christmas mornin' [00:39.73] [00:40.74]We thought he had a heart attack. [00:43.13] [00:44.88]But he had tar prints on his forehead [00:47.98]And incriminatin' hickies on his neck. [00:50.24] [00:52.42]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [00:55.52] [00:56.20]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve. [00:59.19] [01:00.05]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa, [01:03.89]But after suing John Deere, I believe... [01:07.13] [01:08.61]But we're all ashamed of Grandpa. [01:11.11] [01:12.48]He took Grandma's death too well. [01:14.93] [01:16.33]Started watchin' porno movies [01:19.45]And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle. [01:22.81] [01:24.12]It's a better Christmas without Grandpa [01:27.06] [01:27.97]Last year in church, he mooned the choir. [01:30.80] [01:31.93]At first, we thought it was Alzheimer's, [01:34.94] [01:35.48]But looking back, we realized he was wired. [01:38.42] [01:39.50]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [01:42.64] [01:43.37]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve. [01:46.32] [01:47.27]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa, [01:50.33] [01:51.07]But after suing John Deere, I believe... [01:54.51] [01:55.74]Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit [01:58.33] [01:59.60]And they awarded me two mil. [02:02.26] [02:03.38]You know Grandpa didn't leave me nuthin', [02:06.16] [02:06.88]But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed. [02:09.91] [02:11.50]Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras [02:14.44] [02:15.46]Turned up on the grand jury, [02:17.78](laughs) I bribed 'em like Johnny Cochran [02:21.74] [02:22.86]Did when they set O.J. Simpson free. [02:25.44] [02:26.84]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [02:30.60]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve. [02:33.53] [02:34.52]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa, [02:37.66] [02:38.38]But after suing John Deere, I believe... [02:41.51] [02:42.37]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [02:45.65] [02:46.28]Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve. [02:49.20] [02:50.24]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa, [02:53.22] [02:54.02]But after suing John Deere, I believe...