Mr. Mistoffelees-Paul Nicholas/Andrew Lloyd Webber/Wayne Sleep/"Cats" 1981 Original London Cast

[ti:Mr. Mistoffelees] [ar:Andrew Lloyd Webber] [al:猫] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr. Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯) [00:05.46]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees [00:07.15]The original Conjuring Cat [00:08.08]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:09.90]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn [00:11.58]Presto [00:12.15]And you'll all say: [00:13.70]Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:17.75]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:23.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:28.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:35.68]He is quiet and small [00:36.61]He is black [00:38.30]From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:40.86]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:43.10]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:46.29]He can pick any card from a pack [00:49.10]He is equally cunning with dice [00:51.84]He is always decieving you into believing [00:54.52]That he's only hunting for mice [00:57.14]He can play any trick with a cork [01:00.01]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [01:02.57]If you look for a knife or a fork [01:05.25]And you think it was merely misplaced [01:08.16]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone [01:11.04]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn [01:14.59]And we all say: [01:16.52]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:20.71]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:27.83]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:31.63]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:38.55]His manner is vague and aloof [01:41.11]You would think there was nobody shyer [01:43.80]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:46.55]When he was curled up by the fire [01:49.35]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [01:52.10]When he was about on the roof [01:55.03](At least we all heard that somebody purred) [01:57.59]Which is uncontestable proof [02:00.21]Of his singular magical powers [02:02.64]And I've known the family to call [02:05.44]Him in from the garden for hours [02:08.38]When he was asleep in the hall [02:11.19]And not long ago this phenomenal cat [02:14.06]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat [02:17.12]And we all say: [02:19.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:23.57]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:30.92]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:34.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:40.18]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:45.74]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:52.72]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:56.60]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:03.71]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:07.33]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:14.67]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:18.16]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:23.33]Ladies and gentlemen [03:23.82]I give you the marvelous [03:25.07]Magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:28.51]Presto