Bad Little Boy

[ti:Bad Little Boy] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:A Real Down Home Country Christmas, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.88]Thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the tree [00:07.25]Looks like a merry Christmas for everyone - but me [00:14.43]'Cause I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas [00:16.76] [00:17.88]Not even one little toy [00:19.54] [00:20.70]They say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas [00:24.13]'Cause I've been a bad little boy [00:26.89] [00:29.32]My mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil [00:32.04] [00:33.23]In my little baby sister's basinette [00:36.47]They say my little baby sister has a soft spot in her [00:39.15]Head [00:40.09] [00:40.76]But I haven't found it - yet [00:43.64] [00:44.79]And dad yelled just cause I took the ridin' mower [00:48.39]For a little trip down to the candy store [00:51.24]And my big brother Brett boy did he get upset [00:55.69]When I told mom about the magazines in his bottom [00:57.98]Drawer [00:59.38]So I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas [01:03.21]And last christmas I was everybody's pride and joy [01:06.84]But they say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this [01:09.12]Christmas [01:09.84] [01:10.88]'Cause I've been a bad little boy [01:12.76] [01:14.54]I was hopin' I might get a chemistry set or a [01:17.74]Motorcycle [01:18.75]Or something like that [01:20.68]But that's before I used Brett's model rocket set [01:23.11] [01:23.68]And made an astronaut out of Miss Wilcox's cat [01:26.02] [01:27.89]Stupid cat [01:28.91] [01:29.72]If he'da just held on tight like I told him [01:32.24]I wouldn'a had to super glue his little paws to the [01:34.65]Rocket [01:35.55]Yeah if he'da just been still like I told him [01:38.46]He wouldn'a thrown the rocket off course [01:40.83]And he wouldn'a landed in Butch the bull dog's back [01:42.92]Yard [01:43.78] [01:44.39]Stupid cat [01:45.37] [01:46.16]But did the cat get in trouble nooo but [01:49.06]Hey I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas [01:53.80]Not even one little toy [01:55.67] [01:56.50]They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas [01:59.77] [02:00.68]'Cause I've been a bad little boy [02:03.76] [02:04.90]Oh my grandma had to go to the hospital [02:08.90]Yeah but don't worry she's not really sick [02:12.49]She just had a little trouble walking for awhile [02:15.26] [02:16.16]After I showed her my Power Ranger kick [02:19.09] [02:19.86]So I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas [02:23.16] [02:24.16]Not from mom or dad or brett or Grandma [02:27.42] [02:28.19]They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this [02:30.77]Christmas [02:31.47] [02:32.27]But they don't know my grandpa [02:33.90] [02:35.90]My grandpa'd give me anything I want I bet [02:39.34] [02:39.85]"Boys will be boys " that's what Grandpa says [02:42.37] [02:43.43]"Lighten up bill he's just a little kid " [02:45.52] [02:46.90]My grandpa calls my dad "Bill " [02:49.86] [02:51.16]I just hope my grandpa doesn't find out [02:53.86]Who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs though [02:56.57] [02:57.21]It's true what they say about the Great Big Bertha [03:00.60]I can hit a rock farther with a Great Big Bertha [03:03.28]Than with any of my dad's golf clubs [03:05.54] [03:06.30]Even with the big dents I put in it [03:08.71]That rock just goes and goes [03:10.28] [03:11.19]One rock went through Miss Wilcox's window [03:13.97] [03:14.88]Wish it'da hit that stupid cat [03:17.18] [03:18.23]I hate that cat [03:20.45]Bad Little Boy - The Hit Crew