Never Trust a Woman

[ti:Never Trust a Woman] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Old School Country Classics: The Early 1900's, Vol. 3] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.27]Never Trust a Woman - The Hit Crew [00:03.80] [00:16.28]If you ain't a man with a lot of guts [00:18.49]A dog-gone woman will drive you nuts [00:20.34]You can't trust one to the corner now a day [00:22.57] [00:24.04]You gotta watch your doors [00:24.91]Or she'll cheat you blind [00:25.85]A woman ain't got but a one track mind [00:28.17]You'll find out bud [00:28.88]It's the man who always pays [00:30.21] [00:31.87]She'll feed you a line that will turn your head [00:34.11]And you'll marry her and when you're in bed [00:36.22]She'll go through all the pockets in your pants [00:38.56] [00:39.74]And if you object there'll be a big fight [00:41.93]And chances are it will last all night [00:43.84]I'm telling you man you just ain't got a chance [00:45.86] [00:47.68]Never never trust a woman [00:49.47] [00:51.47]You'll be sorry if you do [00:52.92] [00:55.31]Never never trust a woman [00:57.24] [00:59.17]She'll just make a monkey out of you [01:01.16] [01:18.84]Though women are handy around the house [01:20.64]They can't be trusted by man nor mouse [01:22.81]It's a shame the way they drag a good man down [01:25.44] [01:26.58]It's a well-known fact they talk too much [01:28.51]And they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such [01:31.06]And paul revere the gossip all around town [01:32.75] [01:34.35]You'll blow your top when they get in your hair [01:36.13]And they'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear [01:38.00]You wish you never seen the light of day [01:40.27] [01:42.10]I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked [01:44.12]When one of them females get you hooked [01:46.03]And so you better think it over while you may [01:48.11] [01:50.21]Never never trust a woman [01:52.03] [01:53.97]You'll be sorry if you do [01:55.83] [01:57.72]Never never trust a woman [01:59.73] [02:01.76]She'll just make a monkey out of you [02:03.72] [02:21.31]I'm telling you man it's a dirty shame [02:23.12]To come home late from a poker game [02:25.14]To a little wife that's gonna give you heck [02:27.07] [02:29.02]She's sitting alone with a rolling pin [02:31.05]And will let you have it when you walk in [02:32.76]And when she gets through with you [02:34.28]You'll be a wreck [02:35.17] [02:36.90]If you had a little nip and she smelled your breath [02:38.90]She'll start in nagging you half to death [02:40.86]And Bud you'll have to put up with that for life [02:43.33] [02:44.62]Cause the preacher said for better or worse [02:46.66]And until you ride that big black hoarse [02:48.81]You just naturally got yourself a wife [02:50.75] [02:52.71]Never never trust a woman [02:54.86] [02:56.64]You'll be sorry if you do [02:58.32] [03:00.17]Never never trust a woman [03:02.25] [03:04.28]She'll just make a monkey out of you