Funny Honey

[ti:Funny Honey] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:The Ultimate Collection of Showtunes, Vol. 20] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.00]Funny Honey - The Hit Crew (热歌组合) [00:16.15]Sometimes I'm right [00:18.52]Sometimes I'm wrong [00:20.83]But he doesn't care [00:22.90]He'll string along [00:25.27]He loves me so [00:27.84]That funny honey of mine [00:35.18]Sometimes I'm down [00:37.57]Sometimes I'm up [00:39.80]But he follows 'round [00:41.36]Like some droopy-eyed pup [00:44.63]He loves me so [00:47.00]That funny honey of mine [00:54.35]He ain't no sheik [00:56.49]That's no great physique [00:58.52]And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts [01:02.97]Oh but look at that soul [01:06.30]I tell you the whole [01:07.97]Is a whole lot greater than [01:10.50]The sum of his parts [01:13.67]And if you knew him like me [01:16.85]I know you'd agree [01:20.78]What if the world [01:22.86]Slandered my name [01:25.26]Why he'd be right there [01:27.52]Taking the blame [01:30.08]He loves me so [01:33.56]And it all suits me fine [01:39.01]That funny sunny honey [01:42.94]Hubby of mine [01:45.73]A man's got a right to protect his home [01:47.30]And his loved ones right [01:48.28]Of course he has [01:49.17]Well I came in from the garage Officer and I [01:50.77]See him coming through the window With my [01:52.75]Wife Roxanne there sleepin' like an angel [01:55.04]He loves me so [01:56.47]That funny honey of mine [02:13.68]He loves me so [02:15.41]That funny honey of mine [02:18.95]Name of deceased Fred Casely [02:21.45]Fred Casely How could he be a burglar [02:24.17]My wife knows him He sold us our furniture [02:27.32]Lord knows he ain't got the smarts [02:29.88]She told me he was a burglar [02:31.26]You mean he was dead when you got home [02:32.93]She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin' [02:35.19]Me this cock and bull story about a burglar and how [02:38.47]I ought to say I did it 'cause I was sure to get off [02:41.34]Now he shot off his trap [02:43.59]I can't STAND that SAP [02:46.99]Look at him go [02:48.94]Rattin' on me [02:51.66]With just one more brain [02:53.41]What a half-wit he'd be [02:56.30]If they string me up [02:57.93]Well I'll know I'll know who [03:01.42]Bought the twine [03:05.09]That scummy crummy [03:07.97]Dummy hubby of mine