Master of the House

[ti:Master of the House] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:The Ultimate Collection of Showtunes, Vol. 24] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.69]Master of the House - The Hit Crew (热歌组合) [00:03.19] [00:07.38]Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down [00:09.66] [00:10.28]And meet the best innkeeper in town [00:13.27] [00:15.55]As for the rest all of em crooks [00:18.48]Rooking their guests and crooking the books [00:21.39] [00:24.69]Seldom do you see [00:26.00] [00:27.82]Honest men like me [00:29.17] [00:30.62]A gent of good intent [00:32.73] [00:33.61]Who's content to be [00:35.76] [00:37.36]Master of the house doling out the charm [00:39.95] [00:40.67]Ready with a handshake and an open palm [00:43.39] [00:44.06]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir [00:46.78] [00:47.34]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [00:50.09] [00:50.81]Glad to do a friend a favor [00:53.32] [00:54.23]Doesn't cost me to be nice [00:56.27] [00:57.76]But nothing gets you nothing [00:59.83] [01:01.07]Everything has got a little price [01:02.78] [01:04.48]Master of the house keeper of the zoo [01:06.77] [01:07.42]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two [01:10.61]Watering the wine making up the weight [01:13.36] [01:14.01]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight [01:17.19]Everybody loves a landlord [01:19.78] [01:20.48]Everybody's bosom friend [01:22.59] [01:23.65]I do whatever pleases [01:25.22]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [01:27.68] [01:28.73]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [01:32.19]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [01:34.48] [01:35.12]Servant to the poor butler to the great [01:37.65] [01:38.36]Comforter philosopher lifelong and mate [01:41.02] [01:41.61]Everybody's boon companion [01:44.35] [01:44.96]Everybody's chaperone [01:47.19] [01:48.24]But lock up your valises [01:49.49] [01:50.02]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [01:52.35] [01:56.79]Enter Monsieur lay down your load [01:59.75]Unlace your boots rest from the road [02:02.73] [02:05.05]This weighs a ton travel's a curse [02:07.53] [02:08.08]But here we strive to lighten your purse [02:11.01] [02:13.80]Here the goose is cooked [02:15.54] [02:16.99]Here the fat is fried [02:18.76] [02:20.12]And nothing's overlooked [02:21.84] [02:22.73]Till I'm satisfied [02:25.88] [02:26.68]Food beyond compare Food beyond belief [02:29.19] [02:29.84]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef [02:32.59] [02:33.24]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat [02:36.46]Filling up the sausages with this and that [02:39.85]Residents are more than welcome [02:42.42] [02:43.32]Bridal suite is occupied [02:45.28] [02:46.49]Reasonable charges [02:48.14]Plus some little extras on the side [02:50.83] [02:53.27]Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice [02:56.46]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [02:59.88]Here a little slice there a little cut [03:03.17]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [03:06.58]When it comes to fixing prices [03:09.18] [03:09.83]There are a lot of tricks he knows [03:12.48] [03:13.20]How it all increases all them bits and pieces [03:16.51]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:19.08] [03:19.98]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [03:23.21]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [03:25.81] [03:26.40]Servant to the poor butler to the great [03:29.01] [03:29.60]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [03:32.33] [03:32.85]Everybody's boon companion [03:35.29] [03:36.28]Gives 'em everything he's got [03:38.43] [03:39.39]Dirty bunch of geezers [03:40.94] [03:41.47]Jesus What a sorry little lot [03:43.44] [03:48.57]I used to dream that I would meet a prince [03:50.93] [03:51.72]But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since [03:54.82] [03:57.37]Master of the house Isn't worth me spit [03:59.99] [04:00.57]`Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t [04:03.44] [04:04.10]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire [04:06.97] [04:07.61]Thinks he's quite a but lover there's not much there [04:10.61] [04:11.26]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse [04:16.95] [04:17.87]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house [04:22.01] [04:23.31]Master of the house [04:24.70]Master and a half [04:26.43]Comforter philosopher [04:28.11]Ah don't make me laugh [04:29.78]Servant to the poor butler to the great [04:32.57] [04:36.25]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate [04:38.07]Everybody bless the landlord [04:39.43]Everybody bless his spouse [04:41.42] [04:42.56]Everybody raise a glass [04:44.50] [04:45.90]Raise it up the master's arse [04:48.03] [04:49.17]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House