Draft Dodger Rag-Doug Jayne

[ti:Draft Dodger Rag] [ar:Doug Jayne] [al:Folk University] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.69]Draft Dodger Rag - Doug Jayne [00:01.62]Written by：Phil Ochs ALMO MUSIC CORP/OBO BARRICADE MUSIC/INC [00:03.73] [00:09.54]Oh I'm just a typical [00:10.96]American boy from a typical [00:12.92]American town [00:14.01] [00:14.89]I believe in God and senator dodd [00:17.39]And a keepin' old castro down [00:19.25] [00:20.39]And when it came my time to serve [00:23.23]I knew better dead than red [00:25.14] [00:25.84]But when I got to my [00:27.54]Old draft board buddy this is what I said [00:30.67] [00:31.43]Sarge I'm only eighteen [00:33.28]I got a ruptured spleen [00:34.57]And I always carry a purse [00:36.43] [00:37.04]I got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat [00:40.02]And my asthma's getting worse [00:42.02] [00:43.27]Yes think of my career my sweetheart dear [00:45.86]And my poor old invalid aunt [00:47.58] [00:48.26]Besides I ain't no fool I'm a goin' to school [00:51.49]And I'm working in a defense plant [00:53.30] [00:54.24]I've got a dislocated [00:55.43]Disc and a wracked up back [00:57.14]I'm allergic to flowers and bugs [00:59.01] [00:59.70]And when the bombshell hits [01:01.27]I get epileptic fits [01:02.61]And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs [01:04.51] [01:05.31]I got the weakness woes [01:06.84]I can't touch my toes [01:08.29]I can hardly reach my knees [01:10.17] [01:10.90]And if the enemy came close to me [01:13.70]I'd probably start to sneeze [01:15.58] [01:16.44]Sarge I'm only eighteen [01:18.05]I got a ruptured spleen [01:19.50]And I always carry a purse [01:21.36] [01:22.00]I got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat [01:24.95]And my asthma's getting worse [01:26.75] [01:27.93]Yes think of my career [01:29.44]My sweetheart dear [01:30.49]And my poor old invalid aunt [01:32.23] [01:33.26]Besides I ain't no fool [01:34.74]I'm a goin' to school [01:36.08]And I'm working in a dee fense plant [01:38.25]I hate chou en lai and [01:40.76]I hope he dies [01:41.85]One thing you gotta see [01:43.46] [01:44.49]That someone's gotta go over there [01:47.25]And that someone isn't me [01:49.23] [01:50.13]So I wish you well [01:51.49]Sarge give 'em hell [01:53.17]Kill me a thousand or so [01:54.94] [01:55.61]And if you ever get [01:56.89]A war without blood and gore [01:58.58]I'll be the first to go [02:00.39] [02:00.94]Yes I'm only eighteen [02:02.44] [02:03.09]I got a ruptured spleen [02:04.40]And I always carry a purse [02:06.21] [02:06.82]I got eyes like a bat [02:08.51]And my feet are flat [02:09.88]And my asthma's getting worse [02:11.87] [02:13.07]Yes think of my career [02:14.19]My sweetheart dear [02:15.40]And my poor old invalid aunt [02:17.39] [02:18.24]Besides I ain't no fool [02:19.72]I'm a goin' to school [02:21.07]And I'm working in a defense plant