The Critic-Toby Keith

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[00:13.39]Tell it like it is
像这样诉说它 [00:14.76]
他很早起来去开车 [00:16.27]He gets up real early on his mornin drive
开车去他工作的地方 [00:20.95]Down to the office for his 9 to 5
他开了一辆94年的经济车 [00:24.63]He drives a 94 2 ton economy car
喜欢在酒吧里说当地的乐团 [00:28.81]Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar
在那他是评论家 [00:32.68]That he's The Critic
我可以吸引你 我知道 [00:34.24]Yea I can hook you up I know everybody
商业领域的每个人 [00:39.10]In the business
他放弃了初中的乐团 [00:40.91]He flunked junior high band
他不能及时进入 [00:42.79]He couldn't march in time
他曾经尝试着写歌 [00:44.78]He tried to write a song once
他弄不出旋律 [00:47.10]He couldn't make it rhyme
他去吉他当铺找了两三根弦 [00:48.84]He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar
他没有放弃成为明星的梦想 [00:52.90]He just never quite had what it took to be a star
所以他是评论家 [00:56.95]So he's a critic
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我在报社找了个工作 [00:59.33]I work for the Gazette man I got a real job
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他做一个他没听过的5人组合乐团的栏目 [01:05.07]He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard
他对无情的话语作出评论 [01:09.24]He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word
他认为是时候要他的老板给他升职了 [01:13.43]He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise
他老板说 我都不知道 [01:17.42]His boss said I can't even tell
是否所有人都读过你写的东西 [01:19.35]If anybody's even readin your page
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// [01:23.76]Yea
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所以他多想了一点 [01:27.94]So he thought and he thought a little more
他遇到了一个来城镇的年轻明星 [01:32.06]He caught a young hot star headin into town
然后他隐藏他的打字机 [01:35.68]And then he hid behind his typewriter
打死了这个男孩 [01:38.43]And gunned the boy down
收到了信 电子邮件 [01:40.05]Here come the letters the e-mails
传真 他们给他募捐了20000美元 [01:43.10]The faxes they raised him to 20 000 dollars
还是税后的 [01:47.23]After taxes
他是快乐的评论家 [01:49.10]He's a happy critic
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他在揉面团 [01:53.10]He's rollin in the dough
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我可以永远做这 [01:56.28]Man I could do this forever
太容易了 每个人都在读我的栏目 [01:58.21]This is easy Everybody's readin my column
请不要告诉我的妈妈 [02:01.77]Please don't tell my mom
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我在为报社写音乐栏目 [02:04.64]That I write the music column for the Gazette
她认为我仍然在弹吉他 [02:07.45]She still thinks I play piano down
在城镇的妓院 [02:10.37]At the Cathouse
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让我们跟上现在男孩的潮流 [02:13.68]Let's get funky with this now boys Play it on out
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加油香农 [02:19.30]Come on Shannon
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ole Biff跳进来了 [02:24.11]There's ole Biff jumpin in
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他在躺着 [02:28.60] is layin it down
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加油香农 [02:31.65]Come on Shannon
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我的男人Steve [02:36.65]Aww yea my man Steve
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我的手指累了 [02:44.76]Man my fingers are gettin tired
你必须快点 [02:45.95]Y'all gonna have to hurry
这种急躁的事情让我精疲力尽 [02:47.83]This snappin thing wearin me out
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嗨香农 [02:54.68]Hello Shannon
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想着他现在在喝咖啡 [02:57.99]Guess he's on coffee break man
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他们会爱上你 [03:01.23]They're gonna love you
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因为他们已经爱上了你 [03:05.09]Cause they already love me
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// [03:09.30]Yea
他是评论家 [03:10.16]It's the Critic