La Di Da Di-Slick Rick

[ti:La Di Da Di] [ar:Slick Rick] [al:The Art Of Storytelling] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.32]Hit it [00:07.57]Aww yea [00:11.38]Yea [00:13.75]La di da di la di da di [00:18.88]La di la di [00:22.76]You know what you peep this [00:24.32]La di da di we like to party [00:26.31]We don't cause trouble we dont bother nobody [00:28.63]We're just some men that's on the mic [00:31.32]And when we rock upon the mic [00:32.94]We rock the mic (right ) [00:34.44]For all a y'all keepin' y'all in health [00:36.88]Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self [00:39.01]Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin' [00:41.69] [00:42.48]That we create so that's our mission so listen [00:45.86]To what we say because this type of sh*t happens everyday [00:49.86]I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin' [00:52.80]Gave myself a (strech up) a mornin' yawn and [00:55.92]Went to the bathroom to wash up [00:58.11]Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup [01:00.99]I said a (mirror mirror ) on the wall [01:03.68]Who is the top choice of them all [01:05.86]There was a rumble dumble [01:07.36]Five minutes it lasted the mirror said [01:09.73](you are you concieted bastard ) [01:13.80]Yo that's true that's why we never have no beef [01:16.73]So then i washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth [01:19.68]Used ＂oil of olay＂ cause my skin gets pale [01:22.42]Then i got the files for my fingernails [01:24.92]True to the style on my behalf [01:27.17]I put the bubbles in the tub so i could have a bubble bath [01:30.36]Clean dry was my body and hair [01:32.67]I threw on my brand new gucci underwear [01:34.99]For all the girls i might take home [01:38.18]I got the johnson's baby powder and the (polo colonge) [01:41.11]Fresh dressed like a millions bucks threw on the valley shoes [01:43.82]And the fly green socks [01:46.19]Stepped out the house stopped short oh no [01:48.81]I went back in i forgot the [01:50.69] [01:51.30]Then i dilly (dally) ran through a (alley) [01:54.43]Bumped into my old girl (sally) from the (valley) [01:57.30]This was a girl playing hard to get [01:59.43]So i said ＂what's wrong ＂ cause she looked upset [02:02.30]She said uh (it's all because of you) [02:05.43]Say what (i'm feeling sad and blue) [02:07.61]She said what (you went away) [02:10.30]And now my life is filled with rainy days [02:14.05]And i love you so how much you'll never know [02:18.61]Cause you took your love away from me [02:22.30] [02:24.71]Now what was i to do [02:26.33]She was crying over me and she was feeling blue [02:28.83]I said ＂don't cry (dry your eye) [02:31.77]Here comes your mother with those two little guys＂ [02:34.65]Her mean mother steps and says to me (＂hi ＂) [02:37.71]Hit sally in the face and decked her in the (eye ) [02:39.90]Punched her in the belly and stepped on her (feet) [02:42.58]Slammed the child on the hard concrete [02:45.08]The b**ch was strong the kids was gone [02:47.77]Something was wrong i said what was going on [02:50.58]I tried to break it up i said stop it leave her [02:53.58]She said ＂if i can't have you (she can't either＂) [02:57.27]She grabbed me closely by my socks [02:58.83]So i broke the hell out like i had the chicken pox [03:01.52]But uh she gave chase she caught up quick [03:03.83]She put a finger in the face of mc rick and said [03:06.77] [03:09.13]So we can go cruising in my oj and what [03:14.13]I'll give you all my love today [03:16.32]What ricky ricky ricky what [03:19.25]Somehow your words just hypnotize me [03:21.75]And i just love your jazzy ways [03:24.32]Yo mc rick my love is here to stay＂ [03:26.94]And on and on and on she kept on [03:29.57]The b**ch been around before my mother's born [03:32.44]I said ＂cheer up ＂ i gave her a kiss [03:35.50]I said ＂you can't have me i'm too young for you miss＂ [03:38.32]She said ＂no you're not ＂ then she starts crying [03:40.44]I says ＂i'm thirty-four＂ she says (＂stop lying ＂) [03:44.01]I said ＂i am -- go ask my mother [03:46.00]And with your wrinkled p**sy i can't be your lover ＂ [03:50.81]To the tick tock and you don't stopf [03:53.44]To the tick tick ya don't hit it [04:11.76] [04:25.50]Doug e fresh y'all give him a round of applause y'all [04:29.44]Doug e fresh [04:30.00]Yea what up [04:30.82]