We Got Da Satellite Van-Redman

We Got Da Satellite Van - Redman Ladies and gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes Descending into Kennedy Airport The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones So please fasten your seat belts And store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your a** Sir, can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing? Aight, I'm a do it right now I just gotta get something out this bag Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position And store your tray table away? Alright, hold on I told you I'm a do it right in one minute I just got to get something out this bag Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman I've been telling you this entire flight It's against federal regulations to use a walk Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that Listen I told you I was going to do it in one minute Your starting to get on my f**king nerves Get the f**k outta here, aight Sir is there a problem? Yeah there's a problem Do I have to alert the captain? Yeah, alert your captain this, get the f**k over here Come here take me to the f**king captain Who's in charge here? I am, I said who's in charge here? Uh, you are Alright then, now turn this motherf**ker around Is this sh*t on? Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking This is a mother-f**king stickup We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings Motherf**king shoes, sneakers, socks I want the credit cards, the welfare cards I even want your f**king freaking flyer mouse I'm telling you the first motherf**ker to move Is gonna catch this motherf**ker Now send the bag around, thank you Motherf**ker didn't I say don't move