God's Own Drunk-The Hit Co.

[ti:God's Own Drunk] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Songs for the Summer, Vol. 5] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]God's Own Drunk - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:27.67]Well, like to explain to you all before [00:30.23]I ain't no drinkin' man [00:31.77] [00:35.33]I tried it once and it [00:36.71]Got me highly irregular [00:37.87]And I swore I'd never do it again [00:40.03] [00:43.28]I promised my brother in-law [00:44.56]That I'd go up watch his still [00:46.40]While he went in to town to vote [00:48.50] [00:50.23]It was right up on the mountain [00:51.44]Where the map said it would be [00:53.74]Friends let me tell you one thing [00:55.36]Though it wasn't no ordinary still [00:57.74] [00:58.62]It stood up on that mountainside [01:00.64]Like Like a hugh golden opal [01:04.59] [01:06.49]God's yeller moon shinin' [01:08.74]On the cool clear evenin' [01:10.05] [01:11.39]God's little lanterns twinklin' [01:13.39]On and off in the heavens [01:14.80]Like I explain'd to you once before [01:17.24]I ain't no drinkin' man [01:18.57] [01:20.13]But temptation got the best of me [01:22.23] [01:23.47]And I took a slash [01:25.10] [01:28.73]That yella whiskey runnin' down my throat [01:30.26]Like honey dew vine water [01:31.51] [01:32.04]And I took another slash [01:33.39] [01:35.22]Took another'n an another'n an another'n [01:36.72] [01:37.95]For you knew I'd downed [01:38.99]One whole jug of that shit [01:40.32]And commenced to gettin' hot flashes [01:41.88] [01:44.77]Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body [01:46.99]And a feelin' came over me [01:48.22]Like somethin' I'd never experienced before [01:50.88] [01:52.35]It was like, like I was in love [01:55.45] [02:02.65]In love for the first time, [02:04.53] [02:07.13]With anything that moved [02:08.81] [02:11.42]Animate, inanimate it didn't matter [02:13.40] [02:14.28]It's like there's a great [02:15.41]Neon sign flashin' on an' off [02:17.18]In my brain sayin' "Jimmy Buffett there's [02:19.66]A great day a comin'" [02:20.98] [02:23.09]'Cause I was drunk [02:25.56] [02:29.40]I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', [02:33.95] [02:35.48]Reggie Youngin' [02:36.85] [02:37.40]Commode huggin' drunk [02:38.87] [02:42.00]I was God's own drunk and a fearless man [02:47.74] [02:50.14]And that's when I first saw the bear [02:52.78] [02:55.74]He was a Kodiak lookin' fella [02:57.89]'Bout nineteen feet tall [02:59.70]He rambled up over the hill [03:00.91]Expectin' me to do one of two things [03:02.79]Flip or fly, I didn't do either one [03:04.55]It hung him up [03:05.57] [03:07.96]He started sniffin' around my [03:09.15]Body tryin' to smell fear [03:10.62]But he ain't gonna smell no fear 'cause [03:12.39]I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man [03:14.90]It hung him up [03:15.96] [03:17.25]He looked right in my eyes, and my eyes [03:19.55]Was a lot redder than his was [03:21.28]It hung him up [03:22.20] [03:25.28]So I approached him, [03:26.40]I said "Mr. Bear, I love [03:32.52]Every hair on your twenty-seven acre body [03:35.76] [03:37.80]I know you got a lot of friends over there [03:39.59]On the other side of the hill [03:41.85]There's ole' rare bear, [03:43.70]Tall bear, Freddy bear, [03:44.93]Kelly bear [03:45.80]Really bear, smelly the bear, [03:47.19]Smokey the bear [03:47.92]Pokey the bear [03:49.44]I want you to go back over there tonight [03:51.07]And tell them I'm feelin' right [03:52.57] [03:54.05]You tell them I love each and everyone of them [03:55.98]Like a brother and a sister [03:57.26] [03:58.94]But if they give me any trouble tonight [04:01.14] [04:02.67]I'm gonna run every God damn [04:05.06]One of them off the hill" [04:06.60] [04:12.23]He took two steps backwards and [04:14.16]Didn't know what to think [04:16.14]Neither did I but bein' [04:18.49]Charitable and cautious [04:19.42]Well hell I approached him again [04:21.50] [04:22.46]I said "Mr. Bear, You know in [04:27.72]The eyes of the Lord [04:28.93]We're both beasts when it [04:30.22]Comes right down to it [04:32.06] [04:33.92]So I want you to be my buddy, Buddy bear" [04:39.73] [04:41.40]So I took ole' buddy bear by his island size paw [04:44.48]And I led him over to the still [04:45.96] [04:46.99]He's a sniffin' around that thing cause [04:48.73]He's smellin' somethin' good [04:50.74]I gave him one of them jugs of honey dew vine water [04:53.36]He downed it up right [04:54.42] [04:55.57]Looked like one of them damn bears in the circus [04:57.49]Sippin' sasparilly in the moonlight [04:58.81] [04:59.63]I gave him another'n an another'n an another'n [05:01.93]For I knew it he downed eight of them [05:03.69]And commenced to doin' the bear dance [05:05.26] [05:06.37]Two snips, a snort, a fly turn, and a grunt [05:08.42]It was so simple like the jitter bug [05:10.19]It plum evaded me [05:11.58] [05:13.70]We worked ourselves into a tumultuous uproar [05:15.81]And I was awful tired and went over to the hillside [05:20.62]And I laid down and went to sleep [05:23.53] [05:25.43]Slept for four hours and dreampt me some tremulous dreams [05:28.51] [05:31.08]When I woke up, there was God's yeller moon [05:36.44]Shinin' on the clear cool evenin' [05:38.61] [05:40.50]God's little lanterns twinklin' on and off [05:43.93]In the heavens [05:44.73] [05:45.75]My buddy the bear was a missin' [05:48.77] [05:54.63]Want to know something else friends and neighbors [05:57.36] [05:59.72]So was that still