Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man) (Demo Vocal Version)

[ti:Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man) (Demo Vocal Version)] [ar:ProSource Karaoke] [al:Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man) (Karaoke Version) - Single] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.40]Crazy Rap (In the Style of Afro Man) (Demo Vocal Version) - ProSource Karaoke (专业卡拉ok) [00:00.40]Wait a minute' man Hey' check this out' tell it [00:03.04]It was this blind man' right [00:04.54]Hey it was this blind man' right [00:06.09]He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right [00:08.46]Hey He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin' [00:11.66]He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' [00:14.11]Woooooo' good morning' ladies [00:20.80]You like that sh*t' man Hey' man' I got a gang of that sh*t' man [00:25.05]I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' [00:28.83]Everybody just crowd around the mic' [00:31.09]I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes [00:32.74]But first' I'ma start it off like this Hey' help me sing it' homeboy [00:38.56]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [00:42.66]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [00:46.36] [00:47.32]And as the marijuana burns we can [00:49.61]Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [00:52.35]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and [00:54.68]Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:57.13]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [01:01.71]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through [01:03.64]Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims [01:06.03] [01:06.69]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [01:11.04] [01:11.63]If my tapes and my cds [01:13.31]Just don't sell' I bet my caddy will [01:15.94] [01:16.47]Well it was just sundown in a small white town [01:18.87]They call it Eastside Palmdale [01:20.86]When the Afroman walked through [01:22.91]The white land' houses went up for sale [01:26.11]Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds [01:28.15]When I met a little girl named Jan [01:30.98]I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know [01:33.17]Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan [01:35.91]We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the [01:37.86]Flo'' f**ked so long' I grew a f**kin' afro [01:40.71]Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right [01:43.03]She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white [01:45.14]I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba [01:47.45]Got my a** lookin' like a ZEBRA [01:50.58]I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' [01:53.06]Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet [01:55.24]I ran I jumped out the back window' [01:57.02]But her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4 [02:00.09]Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right [02:03.00]The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night [02:05.04]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's [02:07.19]The best damn p**sy I ever had [02:09.55]I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine [02:12.36]I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time [02:14.46]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [02:19.11]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [02:23.89]And as the marijuana burns we can take [02:26.26]Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [02:29.30]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and [02:31.18]Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [02:34.09]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [02:38.86]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' [02:41.47]Skatin' on Dayton rims [02:43.40]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [02:47.64]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will [02:52.94]I met this lady in Hollywood [02:55.96]She had green hair' but damn she looked good [02:58.52]I took her to my house' cause she was fine' [03:00.73]But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine [03:03.45]I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African [03:08.12]I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice [03:10.13]I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice [03:13.08]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya [03:15.55]I met a woman in the heart of Australia [03:17.89]Had a big butt and big titties' too' [03:19.92]So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo [03:22.45]See' I met this lady from Hawaii [03:24.18]Stuck it in her a**' and she said' Aiiiiieeee [03:27.64]Lips was breakfast' p**sy was lunch' then [03:29.69]Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch [03:32.02]Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky [03:34.62]She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me [03:37.32]I came in her mouth It was a crisis [03:39.49]I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [03:41.89]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [03:46.39]We can go to the park after dark' [03:49.12]Smoke that tumbleweed [03:50.01]And as the marijuana burns we can [03:53.33]Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [03:56.52]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' [03:58.84]Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [04:01.35]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee [04:03.62]Her titties were filled with Hennesy [04:06.32]That country music nearly drove me crazy' [04:08.56]But I rode that a** and said' Yes' Miss Daisy [04:10.95]Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p**sy in a coma [04:15.80]Met this lady in Michigan; [04:18.09]I can't wait 'til I f**k that b**ch again [04:20.82]Met a real black girl in South Carolina; [04:22.87]F**ked her 'til she turned into a white albino [04:25.80]F**ked this hooker in Iowa [04:27.86]I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her [04:30.69]F**ked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth [04:34.06]Man' I thought I told ya [04:35.72]Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico [04:39.49]Fine young thing' said her name's Maria [04:42.50]I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla [04:45.11]I wanna get married' but I can't afford it [04:47.53]I know I'ma cry when she gets deported [04:49.87]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [04:54.23]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [04:57.64]And as the marijuana burns we [05:01.03]Can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [05:04.39]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and [05:06.61]Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [05:09.22]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [05:13.76]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims [05:18.59]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [05:23.82]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will