Fings Ain't Wot They Used T' Be-Max Bygraves

[ti:Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be] [ar:Max Bygraves/The Pirates] [al:The Ultimate 1960's Hits, Vol. 3] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Fings Ain't Wot They Used T' Be - Max Bygraves [00:08.65]Hoi do me a favour [00:10.44] [00:11.23]They changed our local Palais into a bowling alley [00:16.70]And fings ain't what they used t' be [00:19.91] [00:22.22]There's Teds wiv drainpipe trousers [00:25.22]And Debs in coffee houses [00:27.24] [00:27.96]And fings ain't what they used t' be [00:30.82] [00:32.76]There used to be Trams not very quick [00:36.10]Gotcha from place to place [00:38.29]But now there's just jams 'alf a mile fick [00:41.86]Stay in the human race I'm walking [00:44.88]They stuck parking meters outside our doors to [00:49.38]Greet us [00:50.40]Now Fings ain't what they used t' be [00:53.49] [00:58.20]Corr monkeys flying round the moon [01:01.31]We'll be up there with 'em soon [01:04.09]Fings ain't what they used t' be [01:07.26] [01:09.79]Once our beer was frothy [01:12.24]But now its frothy coffee well [01:15.03]Fings ain't what they used t'be [01:18.20] [01:19.87]It used to be fun Dad an' old Mum [01:23.80]Paddling down Southend [01:25.13]But now it ain't done [01:26.99] [01:27.79]Never mind chum [01:29.14]Paris is where we spend our outin's [01:32.03]Grandma tries to shock us all [01:34.77]Doing knees up rock 'n' roll [01:37.50]Fings ain't wot they used t' be [01:40.32] [01:42.39]We used to have stars [01:43.69] [01:44.77]Singers who sung a Dixie melody [01:47.29] [01:48.07]They're buying guitars plinkty plonk [01:51.70]Backing their selves wiv three chords only [01:54.70]Once we'd dance from 12 to 3 [01:57.37]I've got news for Elvis P [02:00.04]Fings ain't what they used taaa [02:03.09]There's a lot we used taaa [02:06.34]Fings ain't what they used taa beeeee