The Man On The Flying Trapeze-Spike Jones

[ti:The Man On The Flying Trapeze] [ar:Spike Jones] [al:Best of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.18]The Man On The Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones [00:01.43]Written by：alfred lee [00:02.17] [00:23.83]As the crowd roars to the center ring steps our fractured baritone [00:27.53]Are you in voice Winstead [00:29.42]I believe I am in voice [00:30.75] [00:32.67]Professor [00:33.26] [00:40.07]Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh [00:42.87]Once I was sappy uh [00:44.31]Sap I was wussy no [00:46.17]Once I was happy buts now I borlorn uh [00:49.48]Lorn I fow mow uh [00:51.10]Sigh on lie now uh [00:52.41]Nylons are free [00:53.38]No no [00:54.02]Now I'm forlorn [00:55.72] [00:58.46]Like an old goat [00:59.89]Oh no not a goat [01:00.63]That's an animal [01:01.80]Like an old coat that is tornered [01:04.04]And tat uh teetered and tonned [01:06.53]Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee uh ripped [01:09.33] [01:12.10]Left in this wide world to sleep [01:13.80]And to snore uh to weep and to mourn [01:16.67]Betreaned by a jade in her means [01:19.64]Bemeaned by a trade for some jeans [01:21.56]Bejeaned by a teen with some jade [01:23.69]Betrayed by a maid in her teens [01:26.34] [01:28.85]He floats by his hair [01:30.67] [01:31.23]Not by his hair [01:32.02]That would hurt [01:32.80]Speaking of hair a man came up to me and said [01:35.03]Doodles your hair is getting thin [01:36.62]And I said well who wants fat hair [01:38.70]That's a killar [01:39.85] [01:42.55]He floats through the air with the aidest [01:44.88]Of grease with the latest of [01:46.66]Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese [01:48.96]No no [01:49.22]With the birds and the bees uhh he can't miss [01:51.34] [01:53.34]The manning young dare uh the daring young mare [01:56.39]He's not a horse that's silly [01:57.48]He'd break his neck [01:58.28]The fanny young dan [01:59.78]The danny young fan [02:01.19]He's an awful old ham [02:02.45]Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age [02:04.40]You know a funny thing happened a man came up [02:05.77]To me and said [02:06.26]Doodles [02:06.75]Doodles did you leave home [02:07.44]I said I left home [02:08.42]He said [02:08.66]Did you put the cat out [02:09.54]I said I didn't know he was on fire [02:11.22]That's a killar [02:12.30] [02:15.00]The daring young man on the flapping tripeze uh [02:18.29]Treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips uh flipping triflop [02:21.99]Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars [02:24.40] [02:26.21]His grations are axle no [02:27.78]His actions are horrible no [02:29.52]He's very good [02:30.86]All girls he doth please [02:32.90]But my wuv he hath lollen astay [02:35.65]No The dove's in the hayloft away [02:37.65]I'm on the road to Mandalay [02:39.36]No hey hey hey [02:39.93]No now [02:40.56]Did you hear about the owl that married a goat [02:43.10]They had a hootenanny [02:44.31]That's a killar [02:45.43] [02:48.58]He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze