Hard Lovin' Loser-Judy Collins

[ti:Hard Lovin' Loser] [ar:Judy Collins] [al:Live '59-'61] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hard Lovin' Loser - Judy Collins [00:18.57]He's the kind of guy [00:20.21]Puts on a motorcycle jacket [00:21.81]And he weighs about [00:23.37]A hundred and five [00:25.15] [00:26.01]He's the kind of surfer [00:27.23]Got a ho daddy haircut [00:28.89]And you wonder how [00:30.22]He'll ever survive [00:32.24] [00:33.09]He's the kind of frogman [00:34.09]Wearing twenty pounds [00:35.36]Of counter weights and [00:36.49]Sinking in the sea like a stone [00:39.85]He's the kind of soldier [00:41.20]Got no sense of direction [00:43.21]And they send him [00:44.01]In the jungle alone [00:46.37]But when the [00:47.00]Frost's on the pumpkin [00:48.50]And the litle girls are jumping [00:50.30]He's a hard loving son of a gun [00:53.50]He's got em waiting downstairs [00:55.86]Just to sample his affairs [00:58.04]And they call him [00:58.72]A spoonful of fun [01:01.84] [01:07.97]He's the kind of person [01:09.52]Going riding on a skateboard [01:11.75]And his mind's raging [01:12.89]Out of control [01:14.97]He's the kind of person [01:16.55]Goes to drive a Maserati [01:17.90]Puts his key inside [01:19.70]The wrong little hole [01:21.15] [01:22.15]He's the kind of ski bum [01:23.63]Tearing wild down the mountain [01:25.19]Hits a patch where [01:26.38]There ain't any snow [01:28.33] [01:29.19]He's the kind of cowboy [01:30.43]Got a hot trigger finger [01:31.97]Shoots his boot cause [01:33.33]He's drawing kind of slow [01:35.67]But when he comes in for bowling [01:37.61]He's an expert at rolling [01:39.25]Sets the pins up [01:40.63]And lays em right down [01:42.49]He's got em taking off their heels [01:44.99]And they like the way he feels [01:47.19]And they call him a carnival clown [01:50.89] [01:56.89]Well he's got a parachute [01:58.90]And screaming like Geronimo [02:00.42]And makes a little hole [02:02.08]In the ground [02:03.28] [02:04.29]He's the kind of logger [02:05.59]When the man hollers timber [02:07.64]Got to stop and look [02:08.78]Around for the sound [02:10.49] [02:11.12]He's the kind of artist [02:12.41]Rents a groovy little attic [02:14.42]And discovers that he [02:15.68]Can't grow a beard [02:17.44] [02:18.27]He's the human cannonball [02:19.81]Come in for a landing [02:21.65]And he wonders where [02:22.59]The net disappeared [02:24.59]But when he takes off his shoes [02:26.86]It won't come as news [02:28.56]That they're lining up [02:29.62]On threes and in twos [02:31.29]He's got em pounding on the door [02:33.72]Got em begging for some more [02:38.45]He's got em pounding on the door [02:40.50]Got em begging for some more [02:42.24]And they call him [02:43.60]Whatever they choose