Humpty Dance-Smash Hits Cover Band

[ti:Humpty Dance] [ar:The Hit Nation] [al:Ultimate 90's Hits - Chart Topping Hits of the 1990's] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.81]Oh oh select lady oh oh select lady [00:07.03] [00:10.69]All right [00:11.11]Stop whatcha doing [00:12.19]'Cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.25]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.45]I look funny [00:16.13] [00:16.77]But yo I'm makingmoney see [00:18.10]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.07]Now gather round [00:21.04]I'm the new fool in town [00:22.38]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:24.38] [00:24.90]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.21]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.36]My name is humty pronounced with a umpty [00:32.31]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.14]And all the rappers in the top ten please [00:37.19]Allow me to bump thee [00:38.60]I'm steppingtall y'all [00:40.05]And just like humty dumpty [00:41.47]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.71]I like to rhyme [00:44.80]I like my beats funky [00:46.10]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.17]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:50.77] [00:51.38]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:52.93]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:54.97]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:58.02]Yeah I called ya fat [00:59.16]Look at me I'm skinny [01:00.45]It never stopped me from gettingbusy [01:02.11]I'm a freak [01:03.13]I like the girls with the boom [01:04.63]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:07.03]I'm crazy [01:08.03]Allow me to amaze thee [01:09.44]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.53]I'm still gettingin the girls' pants [01:13.61]And I even got my own dance [01:15.50]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump [01:19.14] [01:21.75]Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump [01:24.56] [01:26.37]Do the humty hump just watch me do the humty hump [01:29.42] [01:31.11]Do ya know what I'm doingdoingthe humty hump [01:33.94] [01:35.75]Do the humty hump do the humty hump [01:38.56] [01:39.12]People say yo humty you're really funny lookin [01:41.52] [01:42.17]That's all right 'cause I get things cooking [01:44.12]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:47.45]But ya can't get near me [01:49.09]I give 'em more see and on the floor b [01:51.29]All the girls they adore me [01:53.10]Oh yes ladies I'm really beingsincere [01:55.52]'Cause in a sixty nine my humty nose will tickle ya rear [01:57.94]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.47]Big like a pickle I'm still gettingpaid [02:02.64]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:05.30]Both how I'm livingand my nose is large [02:07.17]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid [02:09.69]I use a word that don't mean nothinglike looptid [02:12.36]I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it [02:14.55]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:17.27]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:18.96]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:21.46]All ya had to do was give humty a chance [02:23.82]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:25.51]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump [02:28.81] [02:31.70]Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump [02:34.86] [02:36.56]Do the humty hump [02:38.07]Do the humty hump [02:39.11] [02:40.98]Do the humty hump [02:41.97] [02:42.80]Do the humty hump [02:44.19] [02:45.61]Do the humty hump [02:46.59] [02:47.22]Do the humty hump [02:49.07] [02:50.38]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:52.17]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:54.79] [02:58.69]Oh yeah [02:59.38] [03:00.44]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:02.58]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:04.76]It's real easy to do check it out [03:07.38] [03:07.93]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:10.44]Shakingand twitchingkinda like I was smoking [03:12.22] [03:13.32]Crazy wack funky [03:14.25] [03:15.10]People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humty [03:17.86]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:20.05]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:22.52]Anyone can play this game [03:24.11]This is my dance y'all humty hump's my name [03:26.66]No two people will do it the same [03:28.75]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:31.42]Humping funking jumping [03:33.33] [03:33.92]Jig around shakingya rump [03:35.75]And when the dude a chump pump [03:37.45]Points a finger like a stump [03:38.61]Tell him step off I'm doingthe hump [03:40.50]The humty dance is your chance to do the hump [03:43.52] [03:46.25]Do the humty hump [03:48.19]Do the humty hump [03:49.08] [03:50.89]Do the humty hump [03:51.96] [03:52.80]Do the humty hump [03:54.47] [03:55.58]Do the humty hump [03:56.48] [03:57.63]Do the humty hump [03:58.45] [04:00.25]Do the humty hump [04:01.14] [04:02.42]Do the humty hump [04:03.33] [04:06.33]Humpty Dance - The Hit Nation