Dale Dickens (RIP)-Cooper Alan

Katie was a small town homecoming queen Started dating Dale when she was 19 Her paw thought awh naw Dale’s just dumb But Katie swore her heart and her mind were made up But she started seeing when Dale started drinking He’d start yelling for no damn reason Kiss her then hit her say something’s wrong with her But she’d still make him that finger licking chicken dinner One day she caught Dale rolling in the hay Called up her girls said here’s the thing Grab a shovel and double barrel meet me at the bar And that’s how the whole thing started She went hi ho the whiskey flows I think my ex has got to go Take a little nap in a burlap sack Take a little trip where he don’t come back Hey hey whatcha say I know this sounds all kinds of crazy But he’s got mean and beating, cheating running through him Don’t feel bad that boy has it coming to him Well Katie said girls now here’s the plan I know none of us ever killed a man Jenny said we can probably fit him in my truck Still got a little blood from when I killed that buck Becky said I got a fresh set of knives In case they might come in handy tonight Brenda said I got a big mop and gloves Reckon little pine Sol’ll clean him on up We can take him to the lake and make it look just like he drank and ran his boat into a log in the fog and it sank They had their plan so they raised a toast Said Dale’s so dumb no one’s ever gonna know Hi ho the whiskey flows I think my ex has got to go Take a little nap in a burlap sack Take a little trip where he don’t come back Hey hey whatcha say I know this sounds all kinds of crazy But he’s got mean and beating, cheating running through him Don’t feel bad that boy has it coming to him They took care of Dale and disappeared Not a trace no case they were outta here And legend has it they’re in Mexico And if you get em drunk you can hear them go Hi ho the whiskey flows My ex his dead he had to go Take a little nap in a burlap sack Take a little trip and he never came back Hey hey whatcha say I know this sounds all kinds of crazy But he had mean and beating, cheating running through him Don’t feel bad that boy had it coming to him I guarantee that no one’s gonna miss him Don’t feel bad that boy had it coming to him