The Watcher

There was Adam, happy as a man could be Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree Ain't that just like a woman? Yeah, ain't that just like a woman? Ain't that just like a woman? They'll do it every time Lot took his wife down to the cornerstore for a malted She wouldn't mind her business, boy did she get salted Ain't that just like a woman? Ain't that just like a woman? Yeah, that's just like a woman, they'll do it every time Samson thought Delilah was on the square Till one night she clipped him for all his hair Ain't that just like a woman? Yes, that's just like a woman Ain't that just like a woman? They'll do it every time, sure will From our history books we all learned That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned Ain't that just like a woman? Hey, just like a woman? That's just like a woman? They'll do it every time Marie Antoinette met Some hungry cats at the gate They was crying for bread She said, "Let them eat cake" Ain't that just like a woman? Ain't that just like a woman? Yeah, that's just like a woman? They'll do it every time, I'm sure will You can buy a woman clothes And give her money on the side No matter what you do She ain't never satisfied It's just like a woman? That's just like a woman? It's just like a woman? Many, they'll do it every time