I'm My Own Grandpa-Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians/Don Rodney

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa] [ar:Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians/Don Rodney] [al:The Band Played On] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians/Don Rodney [00:06.11]I'm my own grandpa [00:08.85] [00:10.60]I'm my own grandpa [00:13.60] [00:14.90]It sounds funny I know [00:16.39] [00:17.30]But it really is so [00:18.91] [00:19.67]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:23.06] [00:25.04]Many many years ago [00:26.81]When I was twenty three [00:28.59] [00:29.14]I was married to a widow [00:31.20]Who was pretty as can be [00:33.21] [00:34.09]This widow had a grown up daughter [00:36.38]Who had hair of red [00:37.98] [00:38.70]My father fell in love with her [00:40.85]And soon they too were wed [00:42.85] [00:43.41]This made my dad my son in law [00:45.44]And changed my very life [00:47.52]For my daughter was my mother [00:49.78]Cause she was my father's wife [00:51.81] [00:52.47]To complicate the matter [00:54.35]Even though it brought me Joy [00:56.32] [00:57.05]I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy [01:00.92] [01:01.77]My little baby then became [01:03.90]A brother in law to dad [01:05.62] [01:06.31]And soon became my uncle [01:08.15]Though it made me very sad [01:10.25] [01:10.95]For if he was my uncle [01:12.87]Then that also made him brother [01:15.13]Of the widow's grown up daughter [01:17.53]Who of course was my step mother [01:19.65] [01:20.42]I'm my own grandpa [01:23.37] [01:25.08]I'm my own grandpa [01:28.00] [01:29.28]It sounds funny I know [01:30.93] [01:31.61]But it really is so [01:33.28] [01:34.04]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:37.20] [01:39.34]My father's wife then had a son [01:41.05]Who kept them on the run [01:42.90] [01:43.69]And he became my grandchild [01:45.41]For he was my daughter's son [01:47.48] [01:48.25]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:50.63]And it makes me blue [01:52.15] [01:52.82]Because although she is my wife [01:55.07]She's my grandmother too [01:56.75] [02:16.10]If my wife is my grandmother [02:18.16]Then I'm her grandchild [02:19.64] [02:20.47]And every time I think of it [02:22.57]It nearly drives me wild [02:24.27] [02:25.02]For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw [02:28.78] [02:29.63]As husband of my grandmother [02:31.71]I am my own grandpa [02:33.53] [02:34.30]I'm my own grandpa [02:37.29] [02:39.01]I'm my own grandpa [02:42.03] [02:43.24]It sounds funny I know [02:44.85] [02:45.43]But it really is so [02:47.10] [02:47.81]Oh I'm my own grandpa