Jasper's Gal-Memphis Slim

[ti:Jasper's Gal] [ar:Memphis Slim] [al:Memphis Slim A Blues Legend] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Jasper's Gal - Memphis Slim [00:01.31]Say look her man [00:02.21]Do you know Jaspar's [00:03.00]Got a new gal in town [00:04.11] [00:04.78]Show nuf man Yeah man [00:06.79]Well tell me about her [00:08.38] MUSIC [00:12.41]Now he's got a girl [00:13.79] [00:14.32]She's shaped like a hog [00:15.70] [00:16.88]Her voice reminds me [00:18.33]Of an old bull dog [00:20.00] [00:20.93]Her hair looks just [00:22.19]Like a chinchilla coat [00:24.72] [00:25.39]You get close up on her [00:27.12]She smells just like a goat [00:29.30]You know she's smelling [00:30.58] [00:32.60]Got B O all the time [00:34.51] [00:38.14]And she thinks soap and water [00:40.41] [00:41.57]Is a doggone crime [00:43.52] [00:47.43]Now ears are so long [00:49.11] [00:49.74]Her nose so flat [00:51.30] [00:52.65]Her head's so big [00:53.84]She can't wear no hat [00:55.79] [00:56.32]Now her jaws are swollen [00:58.51]And she's got one eye [01:00.12] [01:00.90]She looks like a wreck [01:02.23]That happened last July [01:04.35]She's a ugly [01:05.39] [01:07.08]Got B O all the time [01:09.08] [01:12.67]And she thinks soap and water [01:15.14] [01:15.95]Is a doggone crime [01:18.15] [01:21.32]Now she must been her mother only child [01:25.45] [01:26.15]She should be a gorilla [01:27.74]Because she sure is wild [01:30.08]Got ways like a monkey [01:32.25]And sly as a fox [01:33.91] [01:34.46]She should be in a chain gang [01:36.49]Breaking up rocks [01:37.97]Because she's ugly [01:39.28] [01:40.44]Got B O all the time [01:42.59] [01:46.57]And she thinks soap and water [01:48.62] [01:49.65]Is a doggone crime [01:51.59] MUSIC [02:19.17]Now she got legs like a needle [02:21.45]She ain't got no chin [02:23.41]She's a beautiful woman [02:25.08]For the shape she's in [02:26.81] [02:27.39]Her feet look like swings [02:29.31]Way out on a limb [02:30.66] [02:31.51]That's why her mother [02:32.80]Put her off on him [02:34.47]Because she bogish [02:36.57]She's got B O all the time [02:39.07] [02:42.22]And she thinks soap and water [02:44.48] [02:45.33]Is a doggone crime