Online-Country Crusaders

[ti:Online] [ar:Country Crusaders] [al:21st Century Country Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Online - Country Crusaders [00:22.36]I work down at the pizza pit [00:25.57]I drive an old Hyundai [00:29.41]I still live with my mom and dad [00:32.83]I'm five two overweight [00:35.89]I'm a Sci Fi fanatic [00:37.95]Mild asthmatic [00:39.87]Never been to second base [00:43.02]There's a whole nother me [00:45.07]That you need to see [00:47.12]Go check out my space [00:50.46]Cause online I'm out in Hollywood [00:54.63]Six for five and I look damn good [00:57.71]I drive a Maserati [00:59.08]I'm a black belt in Karate [01:01.16]And I love a good glass of wine [01:04.77]It turns girls on [01:07.09]That I'm mysterious [01:08.89]Tell em I don't want nothing serious [01:12.02]Cause even on a slow day [01:13.75]I can have a three way [01:15.85]Chat with two women at one time [01:18.82]I'm so much cooler online [01:22.89]So much cooler online [01:26.71]I get home I kiss my mom [01:29.55]Magic fixes me a snack [01:33.68]I head down to my basement bedroom [01:37.60]Fire up my Mac [01:41.12]In real life the only time I [01:44.37]Ever even been to L A [01:47.38]Was when I got the chance [01:49.63]With the marching band [01:51.00]To play tuba in the Rose Parade [01:55.59]Online I live in Malibu [01:58.92]I posed for Calvin Kline [02:00.60]I've been in GQ [02:02.20]I'm single and I'm rich [02:03.68]And I got a set of six pack abs [02:06.17]That'll blow your mind [02:09.38]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious [02:13.32]I tell em I don't want nothing serious [02:16.47]Cause even on a slow day [02:18.28]I can have a three way [02:20.16]Chat with two women at one time [02:23.30]I'm so much cooler online [02:28.15]Yeah I'm cooler online [02:30.61]When you got my kinda stats [02:32.29]It's hard to get a date [02:34.50]Let alone a real girlfriend [02:37.65]But I grow another foot [02:39.43]And I lose a bunch of weight [02:41.54]Everytime I log in [02:59.86]Online I'm out in Hollywood [03:03.49]Six for five and I look damn good [03:06.88]Even on a slow day [03:08.47]I can have a three way [03:10.18]Chat with two women at one time [03:13.39]I'm so much cooler online [03:15.74] [03:17.39]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:20.66]I'm so much cooler online [03:24.58]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:28.53]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:31.63]Hey [03:32.34]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:35.41]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:38.85]Yeah I'm see you online [03:43.09]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:46.10]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:50.01]Yeah I'm cooler online