I'm An Ordinary Man-Julie Andrews

[ti:My Fair Lady: I'm an Ordinary Man] [ar:Julie Andrews] [al:Julie Andrews Sings, Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm An Ordinary Man - Julie Andrews (茱莉·安德鲁斯) [00:23.36]Well after all Pickering I'm an ordinary man [00:28.18] [00:29.31]Who desires nothing more [00:31.24] [00:31.76]Than just an ordinary chance [00:34.31]To live exactly as he likes [00:36.75]And do precisely what he wants [00:39.17]An average man am I of no eccentric whim [00:43.29] [00:44.02]Who likes to live his life free of strife [00:47.53]Doing whatever he thinks is best for him [00:50.36] [00:53.15]Well just an ordinary man [00:55.25] [00:59.17]But let a woman in your life [01:01.47] [01:02.64]And your serenity is through [01:04.22] [01:05.23]She'll redecorate your home [01:06.85]From the cellar to the dome [01:08.18]And then go on to the enthralling fun [01:10.08]Of overhauling you [01:11.04] [01:13.06]Let a woman in your life [01:14.36] [01:15.25]And you're up against a wall [01:16.80] [01:17.95]Make a plan and you will find [01:19.53]That she has something else in mind [01:21.10]And so rather than do either [01:22.04]You do something else [01:22.57]That neither likes at all [01:23.92] [01:25.81]You want to talk of Keats and Milton [01:28.44]She only wants to talk of love [01:31.08]You go to see a play or ballet [01:33.73]And spend it searching [01:34.71]For her glove Let a woman in your life [01:37.46] [01:38.59]And you invite eternal strife [01:40.36] [01:42.32]Let them buy their wedding bands [01:45.22]For those anxious little hands [01:47.60] [01:48.35]I'd be equally as willing for [01:50.25]A dentist to be drilling [01:51.92]Than to ever let a woman in my life [01:54.57] [01:57.90]I'm a very gentle man [01:59.56] [02:01.02]Even tempered and good natured [02:03.45]Who you never hear complain [02:05.48]Who has the milk of human kindness [02:08.00]By the quart in every vein [02:09.97]A patient man am I down to my fingertips [02:13.43] [02:14.38]The sort who never could ever would [02:17.63]Let an insulting remark escape his lips [02:20.68] [02:24.01]Very gentle man [02:26.04] [02:29.09]But Let a woman in your life [02:31.22] [02:32.43]And patience hasn't got a chance [02:33.91] [02:34.94]She will beg you for advice [02:36.50]Your reply will be concise [02:37.65]And she will listen very nicely [02:38.96]And then go out [02:39.43]And do exactly what she wants [02:40.84] [02:42.59]You are a man of grace and polish [02:45.17]Who never spoke above a hush [02:46.77] [02:47.55]All at once you're using language [02:49.71] [02:50.24]That would make [02:50.78]A sailor blush Let a woman in your life [02:53.68] [02:54.83]And you're plunging in a knife [02:56.43] [02:58.15]Let the others of my sex [03:00.71]Tie the knot around their necks [03:03.04] [03:03.58]I prefer a new edition of [03:05.57]The Spanish Inquisition [03:07.32]Than to ever let a woman in my life [03:09.78] [03:13.44]I'm a quiet living man [03:15.04] [03:16.35]Who prefers to spend the evening [03:18.43]In the silence of his room [03:20.56]Who likes an atmosphere as restful as [03:23.07]An undiscovered tomb [03:25.19]A pensive man am I of philosophical joys [03:28.92]Who likes to meditate contemplate [03:31.97]Free for humanities mad in human noise [03:35.73] [03:37.75]Just a quiet living man [03:40.36] [03:43.57]But let a woman in your life [03:45.71] [03:46.73]And your sabbatical is through [03:48.15] [03:49.40]In a line that never ends comes [03:50.61]An army of her friends [03:51.34]Come to jabber and to chatter [03:52.59]And to tell her what the matter is with you [03:54.77] [03:56.52]She'll have a booming boisterous family [03:58.48] [03:58.99]Who will descend on you en mass [04:01.35]She'll have a large wagnarian mother [04:03.79]With a voice that shatters glass [04:05.65] [04:06.35]Let a woman in your life [04:07.57] [04:08.64]Let a woman in your life [04:10.36] [04:24.58]I shall never let a woman in my life