Nina-Noel Coward and Orchestra

[ti:Nina] [ar:Noel Coward----(replace by 84005)] [al:Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nina - Noel Coward and Orchestra [00:12.71]Señorita Nina from Argentina [00:15.81]Knew all the answers [00:17.32]Although her relatives [00:18.57]And friends were perfect dancers [00:20.51]She swore she'd never dance a step until she died [00:23.21] [00:24.56]She said "I've seen too many movies [00:26.82]And all they prove is too idiotic [00:28.80] [00:29.81]They all insist that South America's exotic [00:32.26] [00:33.20]Whereas it couldn't be more boring if it tried " [00:36.02] [00:37.30]She added firmly that she hated [00:39.17] [00:39.85]The sound of soft guitars beside a still lagoon [00:42.72] [00:43.85]She also positively stated [00:45.60] [00:46.40]That she could not abide a Southern moon [00:49.37] [00:50.46]She said "I hate to be pedantic [00:51.98]But I'm driven nearly frantic [00:53.38]When I see that unromantic [00:55.35]Sycophantic lot of sluts [00:56.76] [00:58.40]Forever wriggling their guts [01:00.19] [01:01.46]It drives me absolutely nuts " [01:03.92] [01:05.26]She refused to Begin The Beguine [01:08.88]When they requested it [01:10.17] [01:12.53]And she made an embarrassing scene [01:15.02]If anyone suggested it [01:17.12] [01:18.28]For she detested it [01:20.33] [01:24.64]Though no one ever [01:25.60]Could be keener than little Nina [01:28.15] [01:28.74]On quite a number of very eligible [01:31.52]Men who did the rhumba [01:33.02] [01:33.57]When they proposed to her [01:34.63]She simply left them flat [01:35.90] [01:37.56]She said that love should be impulsive [01:40.43] [01:41.23]But not convulsive [01:41.95] [01:42.80]And syncopation [01:44.48]Had a discouraging effect on procreation [01:46.97] [01:47.55]And that she'd rather read a book [01:49.12]And that was that [01:49.88] [01:56.33]She declined to Begin The Beguine [01:58.46]When they besought her to [02:00.50] [02:02.10]And with language profane and obscene [02:04.53]She cursed the man who taught her to [02:07.04] [02:08.20]She cursed Cole Porter too [02:10.49] [02:14.18]From this its fairly clear that Nina [02:16.93]In her demeanour [02:18.05] [02:18.63]Was so offensive that when [02:20.71]The hatred of her friends grew too intensive [02:23.34]She thought she'd better beat it while [02:24.92]She had the chance [02:25.95] [02:27.95]After some trial and tribulation [02:30.64] [02:31.53]She reached the station [02:33.15]And met a sailor [02:34.32] [02:34.82]Who had acquired a wooden leg in Venezuela [02:37.93]And so she married him [02:39.27]Because he couldn't dance [02:41.60] [02:42.11]There surely never could've been a [02:43.75] [02:44.88]More irritating girl than Nina [02:47.74] [02:48.79]They never speak in Argentina [02:50.90] [02:52.00]Of this degenerate bambina [02:54.59] [02:55.49]Who had the luck to find romance [02:58.88] [03:00.16]But resolutely wouldn't dance [03:04.27] [03:08.92]She wouldn't dance