The Lancashire Toreador-George Formby

[ti:The Lancashire Toreador] [ar:George Formby] [al:George Formby. When I'm Cleaning Windows - His 52 Finest 1932-1946] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Lancashire Toreador - George Formby [00:07.82]I've been to Spain but never again [00:11.48]I couldn't go there twice [00:14.48] [00:15.40]'Cos my name's John Willie [00:16.70]But they said it sounded silly [00:18.58]And they wouldn't call me that at any price [00:21.87] [00:22.90]They soon made me change my name [00:25.70] [00:26.28]And a real proper Spaniard I became: [00:29.49] [00:31.07]Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero [00:34.17]The Lancashire Toreador [00:37.29] [00:38.66]They cheer me and when the bull gets near me [00:41.77]To show how far a brave man can go [00:44.05]With the bull I danced the Tango [00:46.17]Then when I hung on his tail [00:49.51]My pants he tried to gore [00:52.35] [00:53.73]I went dashing round the ring [00:55.22]With him giving chase [00:57.29]Three times he tossed me in the air [00:59.08]I looked a disgrace [01:01.08]They shouted [01:01.68]Look at all that skin and bone round the place [01:04.49]It's The Lancashire Toreador ' [01:08.12] [01:09.30]Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero [01:12.52]The Lancashire Toreador [01:15.54] [01:16.56]I met-a charming senor-eta [01:20.33]She said 'To love you I can never' [01:22.25]Then kissed me good-bye for ever [01:24.33]That night as she retired [01:27.99]She locked her bedroom door [01:30.74] [01:32.00]She started to undress and timidly she looked round [01:35.62]Said 'Thank God I am rid of him [01:37.62]For he's homeward bound' [01:39.61]But when she pulled the bed clothes down [01:41.49]Now guess what she found [01:43.20]Why The Lancashire Toreador [01:45.99] [01:47.91]Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero [01:51.23]The Lancashire Toreador [01:54.13] [01:55.48]I scare 'em no mercy ever spare 'em [01:59.16]In the dead of night I ramble [02:00.91]Spanish castle walls I scramble [02:03.45]I saw a shadow above a girl in her boudoir [02:09.74] [02:10.93]I climbed up her balcony it started to sway [02:14.49]She shouted 'Murder there's a bandit [02:16.63]Spare my life pray' [02:18.47]But when my castanets I rattled she said 'Hooray [02:21.93]It's The Lancashire Toreador'