Felicia No Capicia-Louis Prima

Felicia No Capicia - Louis Prima D R I took Felicia to las Vegas here's my story She spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore But when I said I'd like to kiss ya Felicia no capisce The way she gambled at the tables wasn't funny You should have seen the way she found to lose my money But when I said I'd like to kiss ya Felicia no capisce She understood she understood She heard me good she heard me good When I said have some real imported cheese But when I said but when I said Give me a squeeze give me a squeeze You'd think that I was talking japanese She never heard about the birds and bees While she was half abruzzese half calabrese You gotta see the things I bought her I took her out and spent my money just like water But when I said I'd like to kiss ya Felicia no capisce No she didn't understand no she didn't understand She heard me fine she heard me fine When I said dine when I said dine Then she drank half a case of wine But when I said but when I said Come on let's spoon come on let's spoon You'd think that I was asking for the moon That chick was really as crazy as a loon She was half siciliana and what a baboon I tried to make her feel relaxed It costed me 97 dollars for the taxi But when I said I'd like to kiss ya Felicia no capisce She said luigi let's get married And luigi no capisce