College Humor-mike./Kinetics

[ti:College Humor] [ar:Mike Stud] [al:Toast to Tommy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]College Humor - mike./Kinetics [00:06.89]Haha oh yeah [00:08.67] [00:12.11]Yo mike who the f**k is Julie [00:13.90] [00:15.03]I have no idea but f**k it [00:18.81] [00:19.65]Yeah it's Mike Stud Homie [00:21.61]Man I love college I never wanna leave this place [00:24.54] [00:25.15]Van Wilder I got the keys to the gate [00:27.01] [00:27.55]Hold up hold up yeah I think it's my turn [00:30.23]Let me get up in your ear like a sideburn [00:32.77]Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed [00:35.41]And if you don't like the track [00:36.83]Than you need to rewind [00:37.88]I stay going hard I'm Cal Ripken boy [00:40.53]Leaning on the cup I'm sippin boy [00:42.25]I'm gifted boy [00:43.24]Making money chips ahoy [00:45.00]Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy [00:47.20] [00:47.82]Yeah and it's a quick decision [00:49.79] [00:50.31]Fresh all my work is in mint condition [00:52.06] [00:52.66]Peep the precision surgeon on the track [00:55.17]F**k going in I'm bout to make a quick incision [00:57.18] [00:58.05]And I go about my flow quite swiftly [00:59.87] [01:00.52]Go fast then I change it up like cliff lee [01:02.80]And I'm telling all the girls the same thing [01:04.61] [01:05.25]I'm telling all the girls I love them [01:07.35]But I don't really mean a damn thing [01:09.47] [01:10.10]I just wanna go home and f**k them [01:11.93] [01:12.62]So I I'm just trying to have fun [01:15.34]So I I'm just trying to have fun [01:17.64]So I I'm just trying to have fun [01:20.07] [01:20.78]Sorry girl I'm just trying to have fun [01:22.92]Now I love all the girls [01:24.09]But it's still cash first [01:24.96] [01:25.64]Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve [01:27.99]It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me [01:30.58]I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee [01:33.09]And I'm so hot right now it might melt her [01:35.54]And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker [01:37.24] [01:37.81]Haha God dammit I'm a douche [01:39.59] [01:40.19]Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops [01:42.62]It's been two months and I might get famous cocky [01:45.85]Talk more sh*t than Skip Bayless sorry sorry [01:48.83]And you really ain't living how I'm living [01:50.74]Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fitting [01:53.22]Nah I'm just kidding I swear I'm deserving [01:55.36] [01:55.91]Coming for the top spot quicker than a virgin [01:57.98] [01:58.74]And it's over checker the flag [02:00.84]Big heart mo'f**ker with a pecker to match [02:02.76] [02:03.32]And I'm telling all the girls the same thing [02:05.24] [02:06.00]I'm telling all the girls I love them [02:07.60] [02:08.25]But I don't really mean a damn thing [02:10.11] [02:10.81]I just wanna go home and f**k them [02:12.65] [02:13.28]So I I'm just trying to have fun [02:15.98]So I I'm just trying to have fun [02:18.21]So I I'm just trying to have fun [02:20.56] [02:21.31]Sorry girl I'm just trying to have fun [02:23.21] [02:24.43]I'm trying to have F U N [02:25.70] [02:26.36]If you don't like it F U then b**ch [02:29.02]Hah ha yeah [02:31.12] [02:33.41]God dammit Julie keep it down [02:35.37] [02:37.25]I'm just trying to have fun [02:38.34] [02:39.79]Haha Yeah