How U Get A Record Deal-Big Daddy Kane

[ti:How U Get A Record Deal] [ar:Big Daddy Kane] [al:Looks Like A Job For] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]How U Get A Record Deal - Big Daddy Kane (凯恩老爹) [00:09.50]On the Black Caesar tip my dialogue is just like [00:11.80]A frank inside of a supermarket raw dog [00:14.29]I'm the untouchable never to be took out [00:16.38]A Sexy Mother ooh child Prince look out [00:19.08]I'm keepin girls of all shades on my trail [00:21.07]From a Sister Act down to a Single White Female [00:23.35] [00:23.87]Cause when I hit the skins they all say "Damn Kane - [00:26.33]You knock out the Bush like a presidential campaign" [00:28.15] [00:28.70]But if you think that lickin' toes makes me weak [00:30.87]You better treat me like Freddy Krueger: don't sleep [00:33.64]I write raps ready to rip and rock real rough rhymes [00:35.98]Run in rugged and raw rapidly ruinin roaches [00:37.35] [00:38.49]Point blank I spell murder to a bum [00:40.65]All you backwards rappers - REDRUM REDRUM [00:43.27]Cause I do em somethin awful break em down to a morsel [00:46.06]Makin sure that you're no longer adorable [00:48.05]Rappers get so quiet when I'm comin that if they [00:50.53]Shitted a dictionary you couldn't get a word from em [00:53.25]It's sort of a tradition in Bed-Stuy to do or die [00:55.99]So steppin to me is suicide [00:57.56]I couldn't think of a rapper takin mines [00:59.60]I feel like Ali "I'm the greatest of all times" [01:02.31]Floatin like a butterfly stingin like a bee [01:04.52]Yeah I know this ain't boxin but that's still my pedigree [01:06.79] [01:07.32]But as for you you have no appeal [01:09.09] [01:10.49]How you get a record deal [01:11.70] [01:21.94]Like shell-toe Adidas ain't a damn thing changed [01:24.40]The way I shoot off lyrics like a firin range [01:26.66]Breakin out in a cold sweat - the death threat [01:29.74]Gettin more props than a movie set [01:31.53]The smooth microphone assassin rhymes keep blastin [01:34.04]Uhh I keep the body count massive [01:35.84] [01:36.36]But if you say you increased the Body Count troop [01:38.83]You must admit that you joined Ice-T's group [01:41.22]Cause you ain't hurtin niggedy nuthin so why you bluffin [01:43.62]Tryin to be the new Big Daddy SOMETHIN [01:45.96]But there's only before me no one is huh [01:48.46]You couldn't come Pryor if your name was Richard [01:50.24] [01:50.84]Cause I'm the Alpha and Omega [01:52.43]Arm-Leg-uh-Leg-uh-Arm-Head stayin raw til I'm dead [01:55.06] [01:55.69]And to battle me you shouldn't even try [01:57.79]Cause with wings on your tongue you still couldn't say nothin fly [02:00.30] [02:00.84]And I don't care if you bring a crew [02:02.73]And I don't even care if someone else writes for you [02:05.11]Man you could even be someone the crowd may just like but shoot [02:07.82]You couldn't see me with a bifocal mic [02:09.67] [02:10.19]Check my resume Rapmasters Word Up [02:12.28]Yo MTV BET The Box and all that good stuff [02:15.02]And Billboard for my five year duration [02:17.14]And see that I got more spots than a dalmation [02:19.83]Let's get down to finish this large [02:21.76]You could bring on your whole squad none of you chumps are hard [02:24.84]All that garbage you mumble ain't real and seriously seriously [02:27.82]How you get a record deal [02:28.84] [02:48.84]A lot of rappers today wonder [02:51.01]Should I ask Kane to write rhymes for me to say [02:53.50]Well you're god damn right you should [02:55.44]Cause my rhymes are like spandex they make any a** seem good [02:58.13] [02:58.78]So act like you know Baby Pop [03:00.55]When I riggedy rock the higgedy hip-hop non stop as I [03:03.26]Freak the funk and flip the flavor to flow with the flyest [03:05.82]A fury full force in the flames of the fire now [03:08.16]May these MC's rest in peace [03:09.96]Because when I come to town the population decrease [03:12.18] [03:12.97]I leave em finished dead and that's that huh [03:15.38]Not even Pet Semetary could bring em back [03:17.79]I slay my pray A to K I tell em like Jennifer Holiday [03:20.70]No no no no no noooooooooooo way [03:22.39]That you could ever touch this no you know how I feel [03:25.18]I think you bought your record deal